OSBORNE-THE MASTER SMOKE AND MIRRORS MAN!

Osborne's clandestine raid on tax and benefits to cost families £30bn

 
The above headline was taken from the 'Daily Mare' and you can bet that if their editors are letting it be used then Osborne's budget was not one anyone will remember with any fondness.

Back in the mists of time in the 70s, the days of platform shoes and bell bottom trousers and the women were worse, we voted for parties for the good of the country.  Now it seems to me that we vote in parties for what we will get out of it.  The same with budgets.  Almost as the Chancellor speaks, we have a litany of experts telling us how much it's going to cost us or vice versa.  (Sorry, it's the politicians that like their vice versa)!

The Chancellor tells us that this budget tells the world that Britain is open for business.  That may or not be true, but what is for sure is that they have a large unemployed workforce to choose from who will be forced to work for fuck all, as wage slaves, until they hit 70, before they get a pension. How many will live much more than that age, as they drag their work weary limbs from doctor to hospital appointment, is debatable.  But I would bet it won't be too many unless they decide to pay for medicine to keep us alive.

So there you have your life set out by the powers that be who control our politicians.  You flog your guts out in some second rate pish occupation for 50+ years, taxed to the hilt with VAT, income tax now including N.I., to get a state pension of £140 or the equivalent.  Anything you may have from a company will be taxed out of existence and if you leave anything for your children, that will be taken as well as the world slowly but surely moves towards World Governance by Global bankers and Capitalists.

Fuck me!  I'm beginning to sound like a Anarchist, or even worse a Socialist! 

BOY GEORGE GOES GUNNING FOR MY PRIVATE JET!

FROM AN ORIGINAL IDEA BY 'WEE WENDY'.  YES, YOU!



George Osborne will announce a £1billion a year crackdown on tax avoidance, (I hope he's starting with his own),  by high earners and big business in tomorrow's Budget.  The Chancellor is expected to unveil a series of measures as official figures show that a record £42billion in tax a year has gone uncollected.  In one move to target the super-rich, he will announce a new duty on private jets, which currently fly untaxed.  The 'Lear Jet levy' will mean that more than 67,000 flights a year in private planes will be hit.  For commercial air passengers, air passenger duty usually costs around £12 for short haul journeys and up to £110 for long haul. But more than 67,000 flights in private jets currently avoid paying any tax at all last year.

I say, Old Chappie, what the fuckers is going on here?  What is this codswallop, Georgie?  Are you seriously trying to tell me, that my familly and I, have to pay to use our own private jet to fly down to Tropers for the weekend?  I mean I don't mind chipping in a tenner for the kids' nanny or even that servant chap, as long as you don't expect me to pay for Jeeves, the butler.  He's indispensable, don't you know?  And can you tell me how, Cynthia can cope without her retinue of servants, life coach and of course that teenage chap who has brought her tennis game on so well over the last few months?  She's practically a new woman since he worked on her stroke.

The usual SMOKE AND MIRRORS, my friends.  

 At least with Labour, you knew you were getting conned!