PRIME MINISTER, GORDON BROWN was embroiled in a new row last night when his Grandad, BOB BROWN 94, THREATENED TO SEND BACK HIS WAR MEDALS over a row about his winter fuel allowance in 2007.
Bob who saw action on three continents during six years serving his country was ONE DAY LATE moving into his flat in 2007 and wasn't paid his winter fuel allowance.
"My GRANDSON IS A TIGHT FUCKER" he told us yesterday, "the fuckwit can spend MILLIONS ON BAILING OUT HIS MISTAKES IN THE ECONOMY yet he can't pay me my winter fuel allowance"
Despite the fact that Bob's medals which aren't particularly rare, could be sold for nearly £25 on the open market, he is determined to send them back to Downing Street. "I told my daughter not to marry the TIGHT PRESBYTERIAN FUCKWIT but she wouldn't listen. She would have been better marrying that BLIND BASTARD THAT USED TO HANG ABOUT WITH BROWN, mind you his GUIDE DOG COULD FART FOR ENGLAND. What a FUCKING SMELL IT MADE". At least he always blamed the dog, but I always SUSPECTED IT WAS THAT SHIRTLIFTER, PETER MANDELSON WHO WAS ALWAYS "MINCING" ABOUT WITH THE LADS!
