The Prime Minister, GORDON BROWN, is to sue the young man who gouged out his eye in 1967 whilst playing rugby.Mr Brown has suffered untold misery after having three operations and having had to TAKE A POWERFUL COMBINATION OF PAIN-KILLING AND ANTI-DEPRESSANT DRUGS ever since.
The eye-gouger in person, a Mr Tam Mackintosh is reported as saying, "I am really sorry, if I had known who it was at the time and that he was going to go on and be the worst Prime Minister in history, I would have had the FUCKER'S OTHER EYE AS WELL!
Mr Brown is said to be taking Braille lessons from that other celebrated blind FUCK-WIT, DAVID BLUNKETT, who at least has never moaned about his disability like Brown and just went out and fondled some women, even if he couldn't see what they were like, ALTHOUGH IT SOMETIMES MEANS HE SHAGS HIS GUIDE DOG BY MISTAKE (or not).
