BRITISH MINISTER SUGGESTS WE CANCEL AIRCRAFT CARRIERS TO PAY FOR AFRICAN CHILDRENS' EDUCATION!

Two thirds of children in Africa not currently in primary school could be educated for the cost of two new aircraft carriers for the Royal Navy, Britain’s development secretary has suggested.
 Andrew Mitchell said that Britain would continue to fund and support the campaign for universal primary education around the world but that it could not increase its spending without saving elsewhere.
 Mr Mitchell was speaking at a summit of world leaders hosted by South Africa’s president Jacob Zuma ahead of the World Cup final. Western donors have pledged to spend £7.3 billion a year to get 32 million African children into primary education.

I think that if we are going to cancel the AIRCRAFT CARRIERS, it should be for operational reasons and not to educate some FUCKING AFRICAN CHILDREN, who probably could be in education by this time if their COUNTRY'S LEADERS stop nicking the aid money that is sent from western democracies. According to this DICKHEAD Britain funds the education of 5 million children around the world and 4.8 million in this country! Apart from that if we can cancel the carriers, THE MONEY SHOULD MAYBE BE USED TO PAY OFF OUR FUCKING DEBTS FIRST, YOU PRICK!

A WEE JOKE!

A Somali arrives in Glasgow as a new immigrant to Scotland . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says ... 'Thank you Mr. Scotsman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Scotland !'  The person says, 'I not Scottish, I Vietnamese.'


The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Scotland !' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not Scottish !'


He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a Scots ?'  She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Scottish people ?'

The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'

(Or signing on at the dole office, depending on which part of Glasgow you're in).