Today a great Scottish city and many would say the "greatest Scottish city", Glasgow, finally died.
Glasgow was once known as the second city of the Empire. It's engineering capacity and Universities were the envy of the world. It had more parkland than any other city in Europe. Yet, today, after being shit upon from a great height for 60 odd years by a narrow, entrenched, drug taking, corrupt, Scottish Labour dictatorship, they finally made it clear that they are the thick numpty bastards that the rest of Scotland knew they were.
When at last they had the chance to get out from under the socialist jackboot and vote for a superior and optimistic future, fewer than one in three could be bothered to get off their lardy arses and do it. Why not? Was there something good on 'Eastenders', that their Sky boxes paid for, by the rest of us workers couldn't record? Or were they just too thick to stand up for themselves like the rest of Scotland and see what damage has been done to their community over the years by Labour? That is the Labour who have used the tried and tested, 'mushroom' theory of keeping them in the dark and feeding them shit, over the last 60 years. It makes you wonder how many election irregularities will be picked up this time? Aye, but they'll tell you, "my family has always voted Labour since we came from the Irish potato famine/the Ayrshire coalmines/the Great Depression/the General Strike/the siege of Calcutta" and what is it you do now? "Well, I run my own business/I'm a university professor/I'm a senior manager/I'm a company director, etc, etc. Pricks!