Monday, 2 January 2012

WHY DON'T THESE RICH OLD FUCKERS RETIRE?

I was just watching some utter shite, starring David Jason, about a so-called Royal protection officer with a toupee.  It was well beneath him for a man who has appeared in so many good comedy series like 'Only Fool and Horses' over the years.

It got me thinking about that old fucker, Michael Parkinson, who must have more money than you could throw shite at, advertising insurance.  How much money, do these greedy fuckers need?  Why don't they retire and enjoy the spoils of their careers?  Do they not realise, that they will be dead in 10 years?  If they are not happy with their lives, surely they have enough money, to do something about it?  The rest of us are struggling and the 'elite', like the Queen are giving us, the proles, an exhibition of her diamonds, for her birthday.  The sycophant arse-lickers, will love it an will queue up to see them.  Do they not see what is happening?  
Or is it just us nutters?

8 comments:

Spackers said...

It's not just old fuckers either,Jenson Button must be rolling in the fucking stuff, still finds time for a thoroughly demeaning Head and Shoulders commercial though.

banned said...

I don't watch telly, at all, so dunno about the ads but when Parkie finally pops his cloggs he will be replaced by a black lesbian cripple and then thou'll* know.

*Faux Yorkshire old git for "you will"

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spackers, that's slightly different. He's got to advertise shampoo before he goes bald.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, he was replaced years ago, but still tries to sell insurance. He was replaced by some hairy twat called Jonathon Woss who in turn was sacked and replaced by some bent bastard. He is however white. Please try and keep up with current events.

banned said...

I thought Jonathon Ross was a 'bent bastard' hence his appeal to the great and the good at the BBC. As you alude, I really must keep abreast of the modern world.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, no he has a wife with huge tits and dyed red hair!

Anonymous said...

For some reason i cannot help thinking of Bruce Forsyth after reading this.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, another old greedy fucker!