Wednesday, 21 December 2011

WHY ARE DJs SUCH SCATHING TALENTLESS FUCKWITS?

Here I am sitting in Spain, half pished listening to TOTP2 on the BBC and the commentary is by some fucking, scathing, talentless, failed musician called Mark Radcliffe.

Now I don't know, who the fuck he is, but I believe he is some DJ on Radio 1, a station I never listen to but he is one annoying bastard.

Why do arseholes like him get paid fortunes for being hopeless?  I'll throw in another name, Chris Evans, another talentless prick.

You'd have thought that sitting in the sun for two hours a day would have mellowed me?

6 comments:

Joe Public said...

"WHY ARE DJs SUCH SCATHING TALENTLESS FUCKWITS?"

Because if they had any talent, they'd have a proper job.

throbber said...

Aye Chris Evans is an annoying prick right enough. Even if you try your hardest to avoid him he turns up in adverts for his shitty show. Screaming his shitty bollox at you.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, you've hit it on the head, but why are they paid so much?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Throbs, he's a multi-millionaire. Why doesn't he fuck off to Thailand with Gary and fuck some wee boys?

Joe Public said...

".......... but why are they paid so much?"

Because Auntie Beeb can freely p1ss licence-payers' money to whom it chooses.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, sadly true.