Here I am sitting in Spain, half pished listening to TOTP2 on the BBC and the commentary is by some fucking, scathing, talentless, failed musician called Mark Radcliffe.
Now I don't know, who the fuck he is, but I believe he is some DJ on Radio 1, a station I never listen to but he is one annoying bastard.
Why do arseholes like him get paid fortunes for being hopeless? I'll throw in another name, Chris Evans, another talentless prick.
You'd have thought that sitting in the sun for two hours a day would have mellowed me?