Tuesday, 11 October 2011

DO YOU WANT YOUR KIDS TO WATCH PORN ONLINE?



This wee bird, called Rhianna or something, is supposed to be a porn star of some sort.  The Government is supposed to be stopping kids watching porn online by working out some agreement with ISPs.

Now I am in general against all censorship.  In my day if a young man wanted to knock one off, you had to find a grubby copy of H & E, (that's Health and Efficiency), a magazine which gave you nude pictures of naturists going about what ever it is that naturists get up to.  Mind you I might find out as here is a scuddy beach here and I'm working on the wife to see if she wants to go, so far with no success.  Either that or you had to use your imigination and think about a girl in your class, that you fancied.

I think that the problem with porn online is that there is too much choice.  Fuck me, you can get any type of stuff you want, (I am told).  Do you think that homosexual people, don't know they're homosexual until they see another persons' genitals?  I don't see what Rhianna has to do with porn when you can get such an array online.  Don't give me any crap about parental control.  Any kid worth their salt can get round that in two minutes flat.  The wife tried that with me and I got round it and I'm hopeless! 

Let the kids get on with it.  They're going to explore it anyway and there is too much of it out there now.  The genie is out the bottle and it cannot be put back in.  If you take my meaning!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh please, Rianna is about as sexy as a wet sock.

Anonymous said...

Hey! I don't like Riana bit I've got a bit of a thing about wet socks - don't knock it till you've tried it, I always say!

wee wanker said...

We'll have to go to the national gallery website for a tug instead. I doubt if that will be blocked..

http://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/paintings/hendrik-goltzius-jupiter-and-antiope

Budvar said...

All depends on how you define "Kids" doesn't it?

If you mean adolescents, it's all part of growing up. If you're asking if I think it's OK for 6yo's to watch German "Shizer" videos, then I don't think it's appropriate, No.

Billy said...

Have you been buying cheap Spanish fonts or what DL?

too much valium tonight said...

Heck Scotland were unlucky tonight. Dodgy referee and a couple of lucky strikes by the Spanish.
Fantastic goal by Goodie. He'll be our start player when we go to Brazil for the finals in 2014.
Knighthood for Levein as we lift the world cup.

Toni said...

The fantasy too much had valium has about Scotland lifting the World cup restored my faith in the internet - thought I had heard/seen everything. Come on The finals are in Brazil and we all know what the boys are like whaen they think they are on holiday.

banned said...

Following an earlier furore by some haridan moaning about kids being "exposed" to porn I asked two students (male 18+) "as the first internet generation 1) how old they were when they first came across porn and 2) Were they attacked by it or did they go looking?"
To no great surprise their response was that most lads they knew had Googled "big tits" by about age 13.

I'm going to take up someone elses suggestion of bombarding the ParentPort snitchers website with complaints about Govt. Department, local authority and fake charities websites that feature Any famale, any inch of flesh and especially pictures of children.

banned said...

@wee wanker, and they will have to put all the dirty statues and pottery from antiquity back in the naughty room at the British Museum.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I've had many a good night with a wet sock. Actually, I have a fondness for a pair of stockings covered in female piss.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Wee Willie Wanker, and I like fat birds too!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budvers, well when I said 'kids', I meant kids of wanking age, if you take my meaning, which I suppose would be about 12!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, it's just my state of mind sitting here in the sun. I forgot which one I normally use!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Valium, Aye a wee bit of luck and we could have got a result. You should think yourself lucky you're not sitting in Spain and getting ribbed by all these Dago bastards.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Toni, aye I think it wasn't valium on, more like some anti-depression meds.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, of course they do. It's been the same for centuries. I bet stoneage boys used to wank over some hairy bird in a bear skin.