Wednesday, 31 August 2011


"For decades, their chugging and chiming has signalled the start of summer and feeding time for generations of children armed with small change and sweet tooths. Now, Britain's ice cream vans are stalling their way into a winter of discontent and towards an uncertain future in which they face becoming as endangered as milk floats".

Thank fuck for that.  I hate ice-cream vans.  They always go past your door, playing some inane tune like 'Yankee Doodle Dandy' at 120 decibels, just as you are making an important business call to some fucker you are trying to impress with your business knowledge.

They must be thinking, "what kind of office has he got that's got ice-cream vans going past"?  Yes, Mr President I run a multi faceted company from here in ......."I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy"!  FFS!


Billy said...

At least they have expanded into new markets these days such as drugs to try and improve their profits apparently in a lot of cases DL.

Sweeties and ice cream don't seem to be enough for the latest generations.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, aye you can always depend on the entrepreneurial spirit of an ice cream salesman. It's because most of them are waps!

Toni said...

Reminds me of this video..

Dark Lochnagar said...

Antonio, thanks as you can see I used it, although I believe Subrosa beat me to it!