Tuesday, 30 August 2011


BORDER PATROL ALERT   The British Border Patrol is asking citizens be on the lookout for a red 1951 Chevy that they suspect is being used to smuggle illegal immigrants from Calais to Dover, through the Channel Tunnel.   If you see the vehicle, pictured below, and have reason to believe that it is the suspect vehicle, you are urged to contact your local police station.    


banned said...

Reminds me of about 1971, returning from a school coach trip to Switzerland.
When going through passport control at Dover one mate said to another "Oi John, that p*ki is trying to climb out of your dufflebag!"

The British Border Patrol went mental having already lost their sense of humour.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, aye some of them could do with a personality transplant!

banned said...

I would not mind, in retropect, if they had been any good at their fucking job. They picked on one small child and seized his "suspect" imports. viz. I X Pkt. "Alpine assorted seeds bloemen" and sent them off for forensic analysis meanwhile failing entirely to notice our wholesale illicit import of flick-knives which was not only illegal but whose value drove a stake at the heart of "Exchange Controls".

We brought home stuff worth more than the thirty quid or so that we were supposed to be allowed to take out in the first place.

Stupid cunts

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, yes they're not the brightest. I was on two school cruises to the Med and some of the shite we brought back was unbelievable and it was never noticed. Worst was our teachers knew fine.