With everything from cheese and petrol to leg-waxing and mobiles, you might have thought Tesco had exhausted all the possible products it could offer its customers.
Not so. Yesterday, the supermarket announced it is to start selling double glazing.It hopes to become a major player in the double glazing sector, teaming up with nationwide handyman firm Job Worth Doing to offer its own range of windows, doors and conservatories.
As you know, I fucking hate supermarkets, but particularly those greedy globalist fuckpigs, TESCOS! If they had their way, there would be a Tescos in every village and town in the UK. Not content with putting every small business around out the game, they're now moving into double-glazing and undertaking. Make the bastards close at 8pm, there's fuck all on their shelves after 7pm anyway and don't let them open on a Sunday. Oh, and stop the bribery which they perpetrate all over the country to get into a town by offering to build civic centres and even police stations. If they were a person, I'd assassinate the bastard!