ETHNIC JOKE

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a

German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New

Englander, and a Californian)an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a

Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New

Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a

Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a

Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a

Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a

Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a

Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a

Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a

Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a

Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an

Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a

Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an

Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a

Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa

Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a

Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans walk into a fine

restaurant....

"I'm sorry," said the maître d', after he had scrutinized the group one 

by one and barred their entrance saying.... 

 

 

"You can't come in here without a Thai."