Scotland has again been placed at the top of the world league for cocaine consumption.
Figures published by the United Nations show that 3.9% of Scottish residents aged between 16 and 64 used the drug in the past year.
That was a higher proportion than in any other country and compares to 2.5% for England and Wales.
The figures also showed Scotland with a rate of heroin use twice that of the rest of the United Kingdom.
EASY! WE ARRA PEOPLE! FIRST AGAIN! (Is it the weather, or can we just no longer afford the bevvy)?