What a great idea! Who could we charge extra for a Bigmac? What about fat bastards? What about Jews, because of the bacon content? What about Labour supporters, just because? What about Kilmarnock FC fans, because they're smelly bastards? What about the Police, because they can shove their tasers up their arse and probably taser each other's arse? What about Catholics because the Pope is a wanker. What about Protestants, because they shouldn't have, they should have stood and got fleeced by the Holy 'C'? What about Tony Blair, because he's a fuckpig. What about JIM MURPHY, because he's ALL OF THE ABOVE.
14 comments:
Gordon Brown because he's Gordon Brown.
Tazers up arse reserved for Gideon and Call me.... and most particuarly Laim Foxy Man...and yes I meant to spell Foxy's name like that, because that's what he is.
McDonald is already so costly.
Tris, Gordon Brown? A great Scottish statesman? Surely not? :)
Domainers, welcome to the blog. To be honest with you I wouldn't know as I don't frequent the joint unless to buy an occasional coffee to drink in the car. That's for three reasons, first, I don't like Hamburgers, secondly, I don't like multi-nationals and thirdly and most importantly, I can't stand Kids particularly noisy bastards. But I'm not sure you're getting into the spirit of this properly!
A grest Scottish statesman? Surely not?
CERTAINLY not, DL!!
Tris, OK, I was taking the piss!
I'd pump it.
I prefer Subways
I would change the whole system. I would make European / Americans and other civilised western countries pay for their own McDonald's and also pay for all the food consumed in the Third world. Thus allowing all ragheads/Africans/Pakis to be properly nourished as they plot our destruction via Islamic Jihad.
I shall also propose a system where People from the thirf world can still rightly claim free meals & housing if they have been displaced by their own utter selfish. Incompetence & lack of forward planning within their own nations.
I shall call these new systems Overseas Aid & Asylum Seeking/Immigration. In order to ensure it is fairly fraudulent I shall have it managed by corrupt lefty muppets & warblords via the United abomiNations.
Let's focus on countries with Nuclear programs, space program & fast growing economies to endure the West loosed more jobs.
Ed Balls, Harriet Harpy, Jackboots Smith, all Fabians, Communists and Common Purpose "graduates", Muzzie extremists - the list is almost endless, DL. ;-)
Tiger, for fuck's sake! You're pumping Big Macs now!
Elmer, as opposed to half the cooncillors in Glasgow, they like it sideyways!
A2, a very thought out and well argued comment. Are you sure you're on the right blog? Indeed, I think that there is a place for you somewhere in Government!
Spidey, FFS what have you got against the fragrant Harriet? Mind you, I'd give Jacqui one under the right circumstances as well.
Post a Comment