Tuesday, 14 June 2011

McDONALDS CHARGE BLACK PEOPLE EXTRA!


What a great idea!  Who could we charge extra for a Bigmac?  What about fat bastards?  What about Jews, because of the bacon content?  What about Labour supporters, just because?  What about Kilmarnock FC fans, because they're smelly bastards?  What about the  Police, because they can shove their tasers up their arse and probably taser each other's arse?  What about Catholics because the Pope is a wanker.  What about Protestants, because they shouldn't have, they should have stood and got fleeced by the Holy 'C'?  What about Tony Blair, because he's a fuckpig.  What about JIM MURPHY, because he's ALL OF THE ABOVE.
                       
Ah the list is endless.  Who would you add?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gordon Brown because he's Gordon Brown.

Tazers up arse reserved for Gideon and Call me.... and most particuarly Laim Foxy Man...and yes I meant to spell Foxy's name like that, because that's what he is.

Domain registration said...

McDonald is already so costly.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, Gordon Brown? A great Scottish statesman? Surely not? :)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Domainers, welcome to the blog. To be honest with you I wouldn't know as I don't frequent the joint unless to buy an occasional coffee to drink in the car. That's for three reasons, first, I don't like Hamburgers, secondly, I don't like multi-nationals and thirdly and most importantly, I can't stand Kids particularly noisy bastards. But I'm not sure you're getting into the spirit of this properly!

Anonymous said...

A grest Scottish statesman? Surely not?

CERTAINLY not, DL!!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, OK, I was taking the piss!

Tiger said...

I'd pump it.

Elmer Fudd said...

I prefer Subways

Dark Lochnagar said...

Elmer, as opposed to half the cooncillors in Glasgow, they like it sideyways!

Dark Lochnagar said...

A2, a very thought out and well argued comment. Are you sure you're on the right blog? Indeed, I think that there is a place for you somewhere in Government!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, FFS what have you got against the fragrant Harriet? Mind you, I'd give Jacqui one under the right circumstances as well.