What a great idea! Who could we charge extra for a Bigmac? What about fat bastards? What about Jews, because of the bacon content? What about Labour supporters, just because? What about Kilmarnock FC fans, because they're smelly bastards? What about the Police, because they can shove their tasers up their arse and probably taser each other's arse? What about Catholics because the Pope is a wanker. What about Protestants, because they shouldn't have, they should have stood and got fleeced by the Holy 'C'? What about Tony Blair, because he's a fuckpig. What about JIM MURPHY, because he's ALL OF THE ABOVE.