What a great idea! Who could we charge extra for a Bigmac? What about fat bastards? What about Jews, because of the bacon content? What about Labour supporters, just because? What about Kilmarnock FC fans, because they're smelly bastards? What about the Police, because they can shove their tasers up their arse and probably taser each other's arse? What about Catholics because the Pope is a wanker. What about Protestants, because they shouldn't have, they should have stood and got fleeced by the Holy 'C'? What about Tony Blair, because he's a fuckpig. What about JIM MURPHY, because he's ALL OF THE ABOVE.
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Gordon Brown because he's Gordon Brown.
Tazers up arse reserved for Gideon and Call me.... and most particuarly Laim Foxy Man...and yes I meant to spell Foxy's name like that, because that's what he is.
McDonald is already so costly.
Tris, Gordon Brown? A great Scottish statesman? Surely not? :)
Domainers, welcome to the blog. To be honest with you I wouldn't know as I don't frequent the joint unless to buy an occasional coffee to drink in the car. That's for three reasons, first, I don't like Hamburgers, secondly, I don't like multi-nationals and thirdly and most importantly, I can't stand Kids particularly noisy bastards. But I'm not sure you're getting into the spirit of this properly!
A grest Scottish statesman? Surely not?
CERTAINLY not, DL!!
Tris, OK, I was taking the piss!
I'd pump it.
I prefer Subways
Elmer, as opposed to half the cooncillors in Glasgow, they like it sideyways!
A2, a very thought out and well argued comment. Are you sure you're on the right blog? Indeed, I think that there is a place for you somewhere in Government!
Spidey, FFS what have you got against the fragrant Harriet? Mind you, I'd give Jacqui one under the right circumstances as well.
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