Thursday, 14 April 2011
PICKLES WORRIES ABOUT GYPOS INVADING HIS LOCAL PUB!
Gipsies could take advantage of the extended Royal Wedding bank holiday weekend to set up illegal camps while council officials are enjoying the vacation, Eric Pickles, the Communities Secretary, has warned.
He is also concerned that the sneaky bastards will invade his local pub on Easter Monday and make him wait for his Ploughman's lunch, while getting pissed on cheap cider. "These wankers just move in and before you know where you are the bastards are away with the best of the Cheddar. All you're left with is some stinking French muck, which is an anathema for a Yorkshireman like myself. The bastards shouldn't be allowed into the country", the corpulent trougher said. When told, that the Gypos had actually been born here, a now drunk Pickles told reporters, that he blamed Gordon Brown and his nephew @ElmerGrayFudd, now the leader of Labour in Scotland.