Tuesday, 12 April 2011

MUSLIM HATE CLERIC WIPES HIS ARSE WITH PAGES FROM THE BIBLE!


Police have arrested Muslim hate Cleric, Mohhamed Iqrabain El-Hadji, after he was videoed wiping his arse with pages of the bible.

Police in Leicester, say the Muslim hate cleric was seen to shout "Allah Qraqbar", (God Defecates), before squatting in the street and taking a crap.  The vile Mullah then tore up a large bible and proceeded to wipe his big, brown arse shouting, "Allah Aaahbah", meaning "God tears my arse", as unfortunately in his excitement he had used his right hand instead of his left which has a very sharp hook on it.

Police are hoping to interview El-Hadji, who is currently in Leicester General Hospital as soon as they can make sense of what he is saying, over the moans.

10 comments:

Dioclese said...

Toilet paper is toilet paper...

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

I use pages from the snp manifesto to wipe my arse........

Anonymous said...

SNP [he claimed] called me today.

I told him to tell his Master - I dont vote - I dont pay taxes - I dont need or want any party.

SNP Fuck orf.

wanker spotter said...

wanker said...

" I use pages from the snp manifesto to wipe my arse........"

Labour are full of shit. You
must get through a lot of manifestos.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Greekers, when you're caught short, anything will do even 2 fivers for a tenner!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Niko, Don't you let the FM catch you doing that or he will shove it up your big, fucking, bankrupt, Greek arsehole! BTW, that's where you're Labour postal vote rigging will be going this year as well, so I hope there's plenty of room. ElmerGrayFudd has got one or two up his as well as Andy Kerr.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, nice to see you're taking part in the future of your society, well done.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Wanker spotter, they had quite a lot of political propaganda to get through after they had to pulp that shite they published!

banned said...

Our friends the French have found a way of banning this supposed mullar from their country FOREVER, why can't we do likewise?

Put him in a bomb and drop him on Gadaffi says I, kill two cunts with one stone, as it were.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned is that not two cunts, four stones? Or is Gaddafi like Hitler, only one stone. Makes sense he never shags those bodyguards.