Monday, 4 April 2011

MOUSSA KOUSSA PRIVATE FACEBOOK PAGE!

10 comments:

I am Spartacus said...

Haha, Mickey Mousa Koussa is one of our 'assets' allegedly. Been a double agent for about 20 years. So he'll retire quietly in leafy Englandshire with a good pension. How else can we recruit these people in the future if we don't follow through on our promise to look after them when the shit hits the fan ? Gorgeous George seems to be suffering from sphincter tightening for some strange reason. Surely his cover won't be blown ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

No, I'm Spartacus! Yes, the British Establishment knows how to look after their buddies. Gaddafi will get a nice wee, billet somewhere, where he can live out what's left of his existence with some whore from Slovakia. He'll still have billions. Mind you, he'll still be an ugly fucker.

banned said...

I'm up to series 7 of "Spooks" (h/t Amazon.co.uk) and this could have featured in any of them except that Mousa Koussa would be secreted off to a new life in Maryland having been drop-kicked by Adam Carter somewhere along the way.

That Facebook spoof is priceless.

'William Hague' "Sorry
Mousa, Kate and William say No Invite".
'Saif Gaddafi' "We know where you is live".
'Silvio Berlusconni' "Any chance of asylum for me LOLZ?"

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, aye it's a cracker. Those people at NewsThump are excellent. I think I'm up to date with 'Spooks'. I was late into it when it was on the BBC, but I caught up on one of the Sky channels. That's the kind of series the BBC should be doing, not their usual shite about two poofs shagging a lesbian who is also disabled with a 3 year old kid and likes dancing on ice and hopes to be in some talent show where one of the judges is some whore who shags black men from Newcastle. That's her BTW, not the blackman.

I am Spartacus ( not you ) said...

DL. Aye at least we're still quite good at the spying game. We seem to mess everything else up.
I loved 'Spooks' aswell. I don't mind paying for that. Pity the BBC also give us Labour biased news and 'Snog Marry Avoid, Freaky eaters ' etc.. Not sure how they can 'entertain or inform' the general public.

Dark Lochnagar said...

No it's me Spartacus!

They do some things quite well, it's when they get into promoting things like homosexuality and lefty tripe, I switch off. To say nothing about 3rd rate politicians dancing on ice, or whatever it consists of.

Joe Public said...

ROFLMAO. Reaches for tissue to remove spilt coffee from keyboard.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Is Moussa sharing a room?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, it's a cracker. I wish I could say it was mine!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Moussa, just at the weekend with Lenny Henry!