Monday, 14 February 2011

HOMOSEXUALS TO BE ALLOWED TO MARRY IN CHURCH!

A Homosexual man pictured recently
Homosexuals will be able to 'marry' in church under new laws to be unveiled this week.
The historic decision by Liberal Democrat Equalities Minister Lynne Featherstone will end the legal definition of marriage as a relationship between a man and a woman.
A Homosexual couple will be able to refer to one of the partners as a 'husband', and a lesbian couple will be able to refer to one of the partners as a 'wife'.

FUCK ME!  I'll need to move to a Muslim country sharpish, before they make this Man Buggery thing, compulsory.  I sometimes wish, I was a woman.  I would have made a good Lesbian!

14 comments:

Budvar said...

As I wrote on DPs blog earlier:-

I've said it before and I'll say it again A Civil union is not now, nor ever can be a marriage.

A marriage is compose of 2 parts, 1 the ceremony and 2 the consummation.

Basic anatomy precludes the consummation part of any civil union and therefore by definition can never be a marriage.

The government could legislate the definition of a marriage to be anything it wish it to be, in much the same way it could legislate the definition of a dog to be a cat.

The reality remains it's still a dog.

Barking Spider said...

John Sentamu has got the first one in, beating that old hippy twat, Rowan Williams, to it and has said that the Church of England will fight it all the way, DL, and I can't see the Catholic Church taking it lying down either, (pun intended)!

Regardless of what priests get up to behind closed doors, their superiors will never stand for it, (oops, another pun)!

banned said...

You are way behind on this one DL, I have the answer unlike that twat Sentamu who will cave in at the first opportunity to wed benders and lezzers.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budvers, you are perfectly correct, the fuckers can call it a marriage if that makes them more secure in their poofery, but it can never be a marriage unless it is consummated, no matter what Cameron says, although I couldn't see this coming out if it wasn't for the Libdums!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, you have more faith in religion than I have. They will do what they are told and even th Catholic church will eventually move towards it. The march of the Gays continues apace. It's time we took back our position, Heterosexuals are now the majority who are vunlerable!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I wouldn't say way behind, maybe a couple of hours. Anyway I think you and I could get married discuss the issues of the day and have our Muslim wives look after us, (per your blogpost)!

Joe Public said...

Good evening DL

The geezer in your photo - could this be another photo of him recuperating after one of his many hair-transplants?

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Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, that's what happens to you if you stick drugs into your system and get cocks up your arse. I should be so lucky to be him with his money and talent, mind you I couldn't go for the chock up arse bit!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, very interesting if you live in Renfrewshire, but I feel it's potential for wider appeal is limited.

Harbinger said...

Like I said in an earlier reply to you DL, I used to never have any problem with homosexuals every. In fact one of my best friends in London was a Lesbian, but seeing as homosexuals are doing their utmost to obliterate the sanctity of heterosexuality by wanting to be homo-heteroes and marry/have children (see that plans are underway to remove the mother and father from passports/birth certificates because it discriminates against homosexuals) and live just like we do except men bugger each other and women fuck & bugger each other with strap ons.

The whole thing's really fucked up to the point that I don't want to be in company anymore with them, that is if they believe that it's totally natural for them to be married and have children and be a family.

It's beyond FUBAR.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, the act of marriage in a church is a ceremony which if not consummated afterwards, is null and void. Divorces have been dragged through the Courts of the Land, because of non-consummation of marriage, so can you tell me, how does a Homosexual or a Lesbo consummate a marriage?

rugmuncher wedding procedure said...

It's all very queer.
What will the vicar actually say ?
Do you Doris take this woman to be your lawful married partner ?
Do you Vera take this other woman to be your married partner aswell ?
I now declare you wifie and wifie. You both may kiss the bride.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rugmuncher, I'm up for a bit of Lesbo action, as it happens. Maybe I should become a vicar or something. Probably quicker just to have a sex change.