"More 20 MPH zones planned to SAVE CARBON EMMISIONS" is bollox because car engines run very inneficiently at 20mph, they do best at around 50.
"Mothers to be taught how to cuddle their babies" They already do this at the newfangled Combined Childrens Centres because girls have forgotten what their grandmothers knew about childvcare.
"segways not allowed to be used on pavements or roads" Quite right too, they are todays Sinclair C5 and anyone who buys one is a cunt.
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"More 20 MPH zones planned to SAVE CARBON EMMISIONS" is bollox because car engines run very inneficiently at 20mph, they do best at around 50.
"Mothers to be taught how to cuddle their babies" They already do this at the newfangled Combined Childrens Centres because girls have forgotten what their grandmothers knew about childvcare.
"segways not allowed to be used on pavements or roads" Quite right too, they are todays Sinclair C5 and anyone who buys one is a cunt.
Bannes, I can just see you on yours, dressed like some cunt out of the 'Toure de France'!!!!! :))
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