"More 20 MPH zones planned to SAVE CARBON EMMISIONS" is bollox because car engines run very inneficiently at 20mph, they do best at around 50.
"Mothers to be taught how to cuddle their babies" They already do this at the newfangled Combined Childrens Centres because girls have forgotten what their grandmothers knew about childvcare.
"segways not allowed to be used on pavements or roads" Quite right too, they are todays Sinclair C5 and anyone who buys one is a cunt.
The CARBON EMISSIONS story is absolute shite. It's all about controlling us. Fuck me, those humps are everywhere. I can see the point of them outside a school, but the fuckers are sticking them everywhere, fuck knows what it's doing to cars' suspensions.
There's too much baby cuddling going on and surely that's a instinctive thing that mothers know and if it isn't then the slags shouldn't be getting up the duff, in any case.
Segways are cool, you old fucker. They are the chosen transport for us young, hip, bastards.
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"More 20 MPH zones planned to SAVE CARBON EMMISIONS" is bollox because car engines run very inneficiently at 20mph, they do best at around 50.
"Mothers to be taught how to cuddle their babies" They already do this at the newfangled Combined Childrens Centres because girls have forgotten what their grandmothers knew about childvcare.
"segways not allowed to be used on pavements or roads" Quite right too, they are todays Sinclair C5 and anyone who buys one is a cunt.
The CARBON EMISSIONS story is absolute shite. It's all about controlling us. Fuck me, those humps are everywhere. I can see the point of them outside a school, but the fuckers are sticking them everywhere, fuck knows what it's doing to cars' suspensions.
There's too much baby cuddling going on and surely that's a instinctive thing that mothers know and if it isn't then the slags shouldn't be getting up the duff, in any case.
Segways are cool, you old fucker. They are the chosen transport for us young, hip, bastards.
"Segways are cool, you old fucker" On yer bike.
Bannes, I can just see you on yours, dressed like some cunt out of the 'Toure de France'!!!!! :))
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