Saturday, 22 January 2011

I WISH BERLUSCONI WAS OUR PM- A REAL MAN -NOT LIKE THE NANCY BOYS WE'VE GOT.



Fourteen women named as guests in a sex probe involving Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi have been evicted from their homes after the residents association complained they ‘lowered the tone.’  The women all lived rent-free in the complex after being given the apartments by Berlusconi, 74, and were regulars at his infamous ‘bunga bunga’ sex parties.  (Does anyone know what a bunga bunga party is)?

Why is it in Italy, the male politicians are red blooded Heterosexuals like Berlusconi shagging young birds at 74 and all we've got is a bunch of sexually inadequate 'NANCY-BOYS', like Mandelson, Laws and Hague?  Nice to have someone, who doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks, especially not some rug-munching Lesbian, or some fucking Health and Safety official worried about the strength of his condoms.  Melanoma?  Doesn't give a fuck!  He's almost tangerine.


Most men will tell you, that if, they had the choice of being Berlusconi or Clegg/Cameron, they would pick old Silvio, every time.

22 comments:

heckmonwyke said...

You Homophobic,Racist,Zenophobic Brilliant Blogger I Will Read You again Anon Forgot Mesogynist

Dark Lochnagar said...

Heckers, I think as you go further into this blog, you'll find the list doesn't fucking end there!

Joe Public said...

For our politicians, it's a full-time job screwing the electorate.

tris said...

D'ya reckon that Call Me and Cleggums are shagging and having the odd (very odd) threesome with Gideon then DL?

It's a revolting thought right enough, but it would explain why they brought pretty boy Coulson into the mix... I mean they are all well past it man, innit?

Old Sylvia, he seems to have to prove that even though he got a woman's name, wears make-up and dyes his hair, underneath all that camp, he's REAL man that likes underage girls...

After all, at his age they can't put him in the pokey for long, and with his money they won't put him in the pokey at all.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, you're dead right. It's when the bastards, (Hague), starting screwing each other, that I get really afraid.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, most men his age and sitting on the internet wanking. Do you think when he draws his last breath, he'll be sorry. Will he fuck!

Tiger said...

I checked out 'bunga bunga'. Doesn't sound much fun to me. According to Urban Dictionary....

" Savagely brutal anal gang-rape. Fabled punishment for trespassing on the tribal land of a fictitious African tribe."

So Berlusconi seems to enjoy rimming and fisting like our leaders. I aint goin to his honky parties.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bunga-bunga

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

DL

why dont you let him have Bunga Bunga with your daughter,sister,mother or wife he pays well all the prostitutes say

Down in the smoke said...

That's the trouble with our politicians.
No fucking class!
All they're good for is petty pilfering.
We elected Boris Johnson purely on the fact that he can fuck anything put in front of him.
Can you say the same about Fat Eck, Jim Murphy or the Alexander tag team?

tris said...

Actually, I imagine DL that at 80 or whatever he is, most men are sitting wishing they had the internet, or could understand it... or if they have it, wishing that they COULD have a wank!

He did say that he is addicted to sex and would ahve sex with anyone. He joked that it's just as well no queers have ever asked him to have sex....

I think he'd shag a horse.

tris said...

Ha ha, down in the smoke. He did. He's fucked London!

tris said...

Sorry to hog your thread DL but I just read that they've found a member of the House of lords who isn't paying rent boys. Lord Strathclyde appears to have been shagging a single mum...

Presumably she'll be the next Duchess or whatever he is.

Down in the smoke said...

After us cockneys bigging up BoJo's huge shafter, surely the rest of Britain will stand in line for more of the same?
What have you got to lose?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tigers,

"Erotic ritual which involves a powerful leader and several naked women.

OR


"A ritual in which an Italian impotent Prime Minister assumes Viagra, and have anal sex with several minors and women, who pretend to have an orgasm in order to obtain a job in TV or in Politics."

I'll take any one of those anytime!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Niko, he's welcome to have Bunga-Bunga with my Mother in Law, although she is 10 years older than him and crippled with arthritis. perhaps I could charge extra for deformity and GILF? I don't have any daughters and I wouldn't ant to excite the wife too much at her time of life.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, as usual, you're spot on. Thank fuck for Boris to show the bunch of wimps and cuckholds how to do it. The 3 you mention would be hopeless, although I have always had a fancy for sister Alexandria, especially as she'd just had a kid and I could breast feed.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, no probs. Yes the two Bs. Berlusconi and Boris. What pir of shaggers. They'd ride a barbers floor. Strathclyde is named after the park, because he's the same size, but fair do's to the man, at least it's a woman.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, I would imagine though it would be like throwing a pencil up the Dartford Tunnel, if he ever got it up Sally Bercow. What a size of a twat she must have and I don't mean that prick she's married to!

tris said...

He's tiny

Master Bates said...

Gayness will be compulsory soon...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/8275937/Gay-lessons-in-maths-geography-and-science.html#dsq-content

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, I'll take your word for it!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Master blaster, great minds think together. I got there at the same time! Thanks anyway.