Saturday, 18 December 2010

WHILE THE SCOTS WERE FIGHTING WITH CLAYMORES, THE ENGLISH WERE HITTING EACH OTHER WITH TEA TRAYS!

18 comments:

Budvar said...

Remind me again of those horrific teatray wounds your countrymen suffered on that windswept patch of dirt known as Culloden moor...

I know victors write the history and all that, but wasn't the long and short of it because the losers turned up with knives to gunfights?

Billy said...

Go check your history Budvar - you will find that our countrymen fought for both sides at Culloden. Even had brother against brother. People back then did not get the choice of who to fight for, it was who was your chief or landlord who volunteered you.

So you see Culloden was not a Scotland v England thing.

Budvar said...

Billy, I like to think my knowledge of history is a tad above average, and yes I know about the Jacobites etc.

Still there's nothing wrong with a bit of cross border banter, and as DL is from Ayr and as such south of the Antonine wall (Hell he's even further south than Berwick) he's nearly English...

Amusing Bunni said...

That's the funniest title I've read in ages!
Good vid too! Happy weekend, DL.

Billy said...

I know Budvar - there is nothing wrong with banter at any time its just that to some people they do not know what the real truth is and they end up stuck in their bigoted ways.

I'm from Paisley which is below the Antonine wall as well so from here he is well on the way to England but we will keep DL and you can have all the other Scots from there, and the rest of Scotland, who keep on voting Labour so that we can have our country back thanks.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Budvar; I like your moniker. If there was a horrible beer catastrophe, and all that was left was pilsner, I would drink it.

But there hasn't been.

So I won't.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budders, as a matter of fact my Clan, (Clan Chattan) led the charge at Culloden. A bad place to pick for a fight, but yon Charlie was a glaikit wee twat!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, I had the opportunity once to hate this Scottish hating Sales Director that once when he was up on stage and thought he was being funny about Culloden being Scots against English. Fucking brought that wanker down to size believe me. Anyway this is just a silly wee video.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budders, well across the other side of the country and since the Stewart dynasty was started not 5 miles from where I sit now, I can be excused!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bunni, and you. I'll maybe speak to you on Facebook over the weekend, well tomorrow or tonight!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, I'm sure Budvar is just having a laugh. None of you guys on Twatter, that is the real place for insults. I insulted this really annoying guy this afternoon and dropped 23 followers!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conrad, no Pilsner is not my favourite. When I was drinking seriously, I was more a vodka or heavy man.

Budvar said...

If I was brought up on tins of Tennents special, I doubt I'd like pilsner either...

Thing with twatter and facebook is too many pretentious twats who block you after they throw a hissy fit. How I long for the old days of usenet where they just had to suck it up.

I served 7 years as the only Yorkshireman in a unit of mainly Jocks and Scousers, all we ever did was take the piss and there was nothing sacred.

banned said...

That'll be the modern Clan Chatterati will it DL?

I heard that a zealous PCSO reported those two guys to a Constable for "acting a bit fucking wiered if you ask me mate"
Copper responded "I didn't ask you and I'm not your mate so just tell me where they are and then fuck off"

He arrested them both for common assault upon each other and thus notched up two 'Sanctioned Detections' for his target.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budders, I know that. I love insulting fuckers on Twatter and seeing how many you lose. It's not a good day for me if I don't lose at least 20. Funny though, I put on more than I lose, particularly from the States, who don't seem to be as huffy.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, no Clani Chatterati are our Italian cousins, started by wee Charlie, when he retired there. The little fucker. 'Mon the Students!

Billy said...

DL - I knew Budvar was having a laugh re his reply.

Anyway I would have thought the two guys in the video would get arrested for effeminate dancing rather than hitting each other with trays. He He!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, I know. I think they were probably a pair of male hairdressers or nurses, on a day out.