Saturday, 4 December 2010

JESUS IS COMING - THE BILLBOARDS TELL ME SO!

8 comments:

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Has he got really good porn?

Dawkins said...

I checked out that website DL..

http://www.wecanknow.com/

Looks like May 21st for the visit. Then October for the end of the world.

I was speaking to a christian today and asked how I could be his friend if he hoped I'd burn in hellfire for eternity. He denied that's what he hoped yet as an atheist if I didn't burn in hell for eternity then it would make his belief in the bible for 40 years a total waste of his life.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, he's seemingly got a good one of Mary Magdalene sucking off Herod and then getting shagged by some fucker called simple Simon. After which they get stuck into some pies and one of them turns out to be a hairy pie belonging to some bint called Ruth. Well, you get the scecenario...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dawkers, well I'll know not to book my holidays for then. Mind you it might be cheap, if all the Christians are hanging about waiting for something happening.

Yes. There are many innacuracies in the God business. They like nothing more than adherents who go every week and keep the business going and then have to pay the priest or minister to plant them.

NewsboyCap said...

DL,

"He's coming again"

So that's what all this white stuff is!!!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Cumquat, yes,he certainly blasted my house with it today. Praise the lord for he hath cummuth!

Miss Isles said...

What time? I'm getting my hair done.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Miss isles, at 3.30 on Wednesday, if you can make it?