Sunday, 26 December 2010


An Indian space rocket carrying the country's largest communications satellite into orbit has exploded in mid-air, shortly after take off.

Can anyone explain to me why we send £millions to India in aid and they can afford a SPACE PROGRAMME?


Jim Mather said...

" Can anyone explain to me why we send £millions to India in aid and they can afford a SPACE PROGRAMME?"

Cos we're cocks led by penises ?

Barking Spider said...

And our penises are fucked about by even bigger dicks!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Jimbo, welcome to the blog. Yes, it would appear that way, Penii Tremendi, is the phrase that fits.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, ah Dickus Fantasticus, yes I'm starting to get a theme going here.

Budvar said...

Not only do they have a space program, they have the worlds 4th largest military and they own what's left of "British Steel". Yet we're giving the fuckers aid?

Dioclese said...

Don't fucking start me on overseas aid! Oh, bugger - too late:

Anonymous said...

No earthly idea.

Apparently (although to be fair I can't confirm it) we give money to Saudi Arabia!

It's madness. But to be in the G8 (one of these platforms for UK PMs strutting the world stage and being photographed next to Obama Hu and Abdullah) you must donate a certain proportion of GDP to overseas aid.

Otherwise you get chucked out!

While we're on questions of this sort, why in the name of god have we got WMDs when we don't have any snow ploughs?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budders, is it a Commonwealth thing? Or does the white man feel he has to give to the black man, who of course welcomes us with open arms if we want to start a business. Not.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Greekers, I think it's a thing we all go on about. OK, I can see the point bin bunging the Pakis a few bob to keep own the Muslims, but all the rest of them?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, Saudi Arabia would certainly thrwo me, but it might be because the Royals are so pally. It's those cunts that are running this country and always has been!

On the subject of snowploughs, How does the guy who drives them get to his work in the morning?

banned said...

It's because we are sucking up to them so desperate is the plight of our economy after 13 years of socialist ruination.
We supposedly need their money to prop us up, yeah fucking right, like when they 'invested' in the Redcar Steel plant by promptly closing it down to claim gazzillions in Carbon Offsets, back home in India, natch.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sorry for the lack of blogposts, guys,but - got a trojan last night
Surfing I shouldn't have been and
Well there you. If some of you who
Might read this would stick it up their blogs, I'd appreciate it, or if anyone wants to do a guest post contact me at
And I'll give them the passwords.

Jim Mather said...

" so desperate is the plight of our economy"

According to economic experts on Sky News, thousands of bargain hunters (sheeple) rushing to buy shite imported from China paid by credit is a sign that we're 'starting to recover'.
That might explain why we're fecked.


saudi arabia are the only country keeping the UK afloat. Buying our Typhoons on top of the £20Bn annual Al Yamamah contract.
And keeping 10,000 UK jobs secure.

DL. Try downloading AVG free anti virus. Or get some youngster to check over your computer. They will fix it in about 20 minutes.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL the St Valentine massacre was all about loot.

These modern day slobs do the same thing, so instead of shooting guys dead they shoot up rockets. Go on check how many of the fuckers don't lift. It is all a mobster religioKriminal bankster hit. There is nothing in the noses of these big fireworks but printed cloth.

Funny money.

Religiously Influenced and Corrupted Organisations.

RICO that's why old folk freeze here.

banned said...

@Jim Mather, I asked a student Chinaman why he was going back home laden down with shedloads of electronic goods made in his country and sold here for next to nothing?
"Is because we pay four times as much for them in my country".

Price fixing, dumping anyone?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Jim, Hi I'm back in the land of the living. It's fucking amazing how cut off you feel when you only have your phone.

I'll try that AVG software, thanks

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!!There's certainly plenty in that. We're being played like a fish on a hook.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, Aye right, you were talking to a Chinaman laded down with goods, what in your local carry out?
Remember when Russians used to pay fortunes for Jeans. LMFAO!