Tuesday, 5 October 2010

EXECUTIONS POSTPONED BECAUSE OF DRUG SHORTAGE!

A national shortage of the anesthetic sodium thiopental has states scrambling to find a suitable replacement for scheduled executions. What do you think?

  • Mia MyersSystems Analyst
    "Maybe this will lead state governments to kill people in a normal way instead of sneaking around with poison."
  • Darby CollinsOil Sprayer
    "I just bought a 24-pack of Mountain Dew Live Wire, if that helps with anything."
  • Kenny GrayChurch Deacon
    "Great. Now we'll have to find another day when everyone in our church group can attend."

4 comments:

banned said...

Given the choice, I'd prefer a shot to the back of the head anyway.

bobby said...

Give the convicts a double barrel and a ticket to London. We'll sort them out.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, aye, I would think the injection would be a bit slow with all those fuckers watching you die. I think dying should be a private thing.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bobby, welcome to the blog. Yes, it would help if they were Brazilians and on the tube!