Tuesday, 5 October 2010

EXECUTIONS POSTPONED BECAUSE OF DRUG SHORTAGE!

A national shortage of the anesthetic sodium thiopental has states scrambling to find a suitable replacement for scheduled executions. What do you think?

  • Mia MyersSystems Analyst
    "Maybe this will lead state governments to kill people in a normal way instead of sneaking around with poison."
  • Darby CollinsOil Sprayer
    "I just bought a 24-pack of Mountain Dew Live Wire, if that helps with anything."
  • Kenny GrayChurch Deacon
    "Great. Now we'll have to find another day when everyone in our church group can attend."
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3 comments:

banned said...

Given the choice, I'd prefer a shot to the back of the head anyway.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010
bobby said...

Give the convicts a double barrel and a ticket to London. We'll sort them out.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010
Dark Lochnagar said...

Bobby, welcome to the blog. Yes, it would help if they were Brazilians and on the tube!

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

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