Sunday, 22 August 2010

GANG INITIATION TEST 'GETTING EASIER' CLAIMS CRITIC

A WELL KNOWN BOY GROUP YESTERDAY

The annual debate regarding falling education standards and dumbing down continues to rage as pundits and commentators analyse the recent announcement of this year’s gang initiation test results.
The results show an increase in passes for the 28th year in a row, prompting many critics to argue that gang members are not getting fiercer, but tests are getting easier. One former gang member complained ‘can you believe that there is no longer any need to actually kill or maim a rival gang member for coming too near your corner in today’s initiation test for new drug dealers? All candidates need to do is glare menacingly at a pensioner whilst wearing a hoodie. These kids wouldn’t have got near an E in my day, let alone anything A class.’

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4 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

You are sharp DL

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! You should see my JIB!

banned said...

Too true, back in my day you had to fuck a dead donkey; nowadays all they have to do is call out "wanker" to a trainee PCSO.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, When me and mates made up the name, Toll Tong Tampi Toi, purely because it was an amalgam of all the Gang names we had ever heard, you had to be as tough as nails, well bent ones. But if you could drink 6 cans of 'Special Brew', or 2 half bottles of British 'Lanliq' wine, without spewing your ring, you were in!