Thursday, 26 August 2010
CHILEAN MINERS DEMAND THE RESCUE EFFORT IS SLOWED UP!
The 33 trapped miners in Chile have demanded that the Government slows up their rescue efforts, which could take until Christmas.
Asked why, a spokesman for the miners, Pablo Hernandez, sent a message through the 33cm pipe, to say that the trapped miners were now on time and a half overtime and would be worth a right few pesos when they eventually got out.
The authorities are concerned that the men get too fat and won't fit into the rescue pipe. Snr Hernandez claims, this won't be a problem if they can send down three rubber women, a blonde, a brunette and a Inca looking one. "Six of the men are Gay", said Snr Hernandez"and they're shagging like rabbits already, but if we can get the rubber women and maybe a few wank mags, that'll keep the rest of us happy"!
The authorities are concerned that if they can't get the men out by Christmas, the turkey, the Christmas hamper and the beautifully decorated, 12ft, Christmas tree will never fit down the pipe, however the Santiago carol singers have promised to go on a crash diet in case they have to go down and entertain the miners.