Tuesday 13 July 2010

MUSLIM CHILDREN BANNED FROM SWIMMING DURING RAMADAN IN CASE THEY SWALLOW WATER AND BREAK THEIR FAST!


Swimming lessons in some Staffordshire schools should stop during Ramadan to ensure Muslim pupils "do not swallow water", a council has suggested.
Stoke-on-Trent City Council has issued an 11-page Ramadan guide for schools to help pupils who may be fasting when the school year starts in September.
It said swimming was acceptable to Muslims but posed a high risk of swallowing water that may break a fast.

FUCK ME!  I thought we were getting rid of this shite.  IS IT OK IF THEY SPIT IT OUT?  (I was going to make a comment about girls and gays there but I better not.)

h/t don't call me Dave

2 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Yes DL with my new powers I confer upon you a tithe and flock to tend. The virgins are all yours. And since you are the first, of hopefully many, where do you want to execute your ministry then? Ayrshire or Coppa Cabana? The choice is yours.

One of our first jobs is to keep any useless fecker that cannot handle living with us out of the water. So just to keep it simple for the simple fools they are herewith and henceforth banned from everything that we enjoy.

So go fuck off pronto to somewhere you are more comfortable.

Amenhotep.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!!! The Copa Cabana would do for a start, but I would prefer somewhere maybe a tad nearer the Equator, where the AIDS is low, in case I get the chance to de-frock a few virgins. The Mayans were quite good at that I believe, so maybe a touch of Mexico although a touch north for Mayan rituals would be ideal.