Peter Mandelson donned the smoking jacket and cravat of the archetypal cad last night as he prepared to stick the knife into his New Labour colleagues.
In a TV advert for the serialisation of his autobiography, the spin doctor-turned-Cabinet minister suggested the history of New Labour read like a 'fairytale', complete with rival kings and an evil prince – with himself cast in the latter role.
Seated in a leather chair in an oak panelled office, Lord Mandelson said: 'Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin. 'Once upon a time there was a kingdom and for many years it was ruled by two powerful kings.
'But they wouldn't have been in power without a third man. They called him the Prince of Darkness,' adding with a smirk: 'Don't know why.'
If I am going to buy it at all, it will be in BARGAIN BOOKS at Christmas, you SLIMEY, REPUGNANT LITTLE FUCKER! I hope you and your pal BLAIR, die of something VERY PAINFUL, VERY SOON.
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"I hope you and your pal BLAIR, die of something VERY PAINFUL, VERY SOON."
Hope springs eternal:o)
Scunners, yes that would make my day. I used to laugh at my father 40+ years ago rushing home from work for News at Ten in the days before rolling news, to 'see if Harold Wilson had died'! Now I'm getting as bad. Like father, like son!
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- Joe Walsh, cork, Ireland, 10/7/2010 15:12
Too fucking right, as you suggest DL, wait a couple of months for it to get remaindered and then send a few copies to people you don't like.
Banned, Fuck that! Have you any idea how much the postage will be? Better to fling it at people you don't like. I'm Scottish remember, I don't like spending money!
Doc, Yes it has a certain ring to it.
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