Sunday 6 June 2010

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WHEN I WAS IN THE 'PLANET OF THE APES' WE HAD BANANAS THIS BIG!

The Labour Party must become a "great reforming movement" that redistributes power and opportunity to enable it to regain the trust of the electorate, David Miliband has said.

You had 13 years to do that, YOU PRICK!  Instead you ruined the ECONOMY, made us the most TOTALITARIAN STATE IN WESTERN EUROPE and ruined your chances of seeing POWER again for another 15 years. NOW, FUCK OFF PYGMIES and let the TORIES sort out your mess, AS USUAL!

6 comments:

Doc Trough said...

There's just a hint of Mekon about Miliband's head. The little green fiend.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Doc, I'm not too sure WTF a Mekon is as I don't think I saw the film/read the book. However we Ayr Utd fans used to sing a little ditty about the Kilmarnock manager, (local rivals), of which the chorus went, "Bobby Williamson's got a fucking monkey's heid". I suppose the same song could be sung about D. Miliband.

Clarinda said...

Keeping to the theme - you will appreciate the 'Lookalikes' choice on the Private Eye site this week.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Clarinda, you have intrigued me. I'll need to take a shufty. Can you view it online as I don't agree with buying anything! Tight as a duck's arse, don't you know. I sounded like Paul Merson there. A tenuous link I agree but it's the best I can do at this time of night!

Clarinda said...

It's on line - your wallet is safe.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Clarinda. I saw a tweet earlier tonight about a guy who had bought a 3D telly and said it was really realistic. He had been watching a Liverpool Football match and had fallen asleep and when he woke up, someone had nicked his wallet.