Sunday, 20 June 2010

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN-DO NOT APPROACH HE MAY BE DANGEROUS!

Wanted by Scotland Yard, the man pictured above.  Believing to answer by one of his aliases BROWN, this man has been impersonating a CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHQUER and a PRIME MINISTER for over 13 years.
His last known sighting was in a CHARITY SHOP in KIRKCALDY, FIFE. 
THIS MAN IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 
 DO NOT APPROACH! 
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LEND HIM MONEY!

14 comments:

subrosa said...

I heard a rumour involving the Royal Edinburgh Hospital. I emphasise, a rumour DL, not a fact!

langtooner said...

I sold him some 'uppers' the other day and he said he was heading off to save the world. But he said if anyone asked 'I hadn't seen him, right'

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, you're not saying that he may not be with us much longer, are you? Because I'm not a great one for funerals, but I wouldn't want to miss that one!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fifeflyer, I would think he is needing some 'uppers'. It must be some letdown being voted out of the office of PM and basically told to fuck off out the back. I was very moved when Maggie got the heave.

banned said...

Thought we'd seen the last of this twat; he's probably sulking at home, still waiting for the employment offer trumping Blairs Quartet Embassador, the offer that will never come.

Sophia Pangloss said...

Rosie, ah'm takin a wee dander up tae the big hoose masel later on, so ah'll keep ma beady een open fer him. Ah wid imagin he'll be gaun in disguise, jist like the Bonny Prince did when abody wis efter him, so ah'll look oot fer an awfy bulky auld wummin wi a heavy growth an' a shawl ower her heid.

langtooner said...

Just a reminder of the great man in action ( his 2010 election victory speech ). Check out the guy in shades in the background. Cool !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHc2uqh4vyA

Kirkcaldy Kirsty said...

I'm writing his book . It will be a fantastic story about how Gordon saved the world and ended boom and bust before the crash came from America. Please buy it or he'll go mental and throw his nokias at me again..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1288059/Kirkcaldy-Kirsty-The-anti-Blair-student-firebrand-helping-Gordon-Brown-write-book.html

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, he'll be waiting for the the offer from the World Bank to coma and save the World from the wee men fom Mars who have taken over the World banking system and he'll pull on his spandex suit and fly off into the ether.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophes, you'll no have tae look tae hard as his big fat erse will be a deid give awa.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fifeflyer, Yes, what a statesman. I remember the guy in the shades, I can't remember what party or what he was standing for, but he is a very angry man!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Kirsty, I wish you well. I hope that I can be magnaminous and wish Brown well in his retirement. He fucked the country up but he was elected at least by the Labour party to be PM so under our current rules he was entitled to hold that office. I do think he is of course entitled to make money out of his memoirs and if it is not too large a tome I might buy it when it gets into the bargain book shops at £5, which will be around Christmas.

HeadsonPoles said...

Mental illness is an important issue that needs as much care and understanding as a physical illness - seriously.
But for this fucker?
More importantly, who was looking over his shoulder? Are there no checks and balances when it comes to a PM's decision making?

Labour always bankrupt the country and it may or may not be true that their leaders end up round the twist.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, you're right this fucker had his finger on the phone to the White House to ask them if they didn't mind us starting a nuclear war and if they didn't, could they send the spare parts we require to launch the fucking things. Independent deterent my fucking BIG FAT ARSE!