Monday 3 May 2010

PREACHER ARRESTED FOR SAYING GAY SEX IS ABNORMAL

A Christian was arrested and treated like a 'common criminal' after saying that he thought homosexuality was a sin.
Street preacher Dale Mcalpine was held in a cell for seven hours and charged with a public order offence after telling a gay police community support officer that homosexuals were going against the will of God.

Quite fucking right too.  If a man wants to stick his cock up another man's arsehole and they're both 'up' for it, what the hell has it got to do with the God of the Christians.  And to all my new GAY READERSHIP, I would just like to say that after my recent experiences, YOU MAKE FUCKING GREAT NURSES! 

13 comments:

The Young Oligarch said...

Hope you're sleeping with one eye open , DL .

Anonymous said...

Hi DL,

We don't just make fucking great nurses. Have you never been to a hairdresser's?

Not that I want to be accused of stereotyping or antyhing.

Regards,

ps We also make great "just about anything elses", when we want to and are allowed the opportunity.

Anonymous said...

Hi again,

Realised after I had logged off that I had not commented on the main article.

As far as I can remember, from my Christian upbringing, the essence of Jesus's message was Love. No not "love", but "Love". Therefore in condemning homosexuality this man was actually preaching against the basics of his own religion.

I have long held the view that if there really was a God, he would smite those of his disciples who trade in hate.

Is it possible then that the gay community police officer was actually carrying out God's work in trying to show this evil man the error of his ways?

I think we should be told. It seems God works in mysterious ways.

Regards,

Jim Baxter said...

Sometimes arses just deserve each other.

DL, I know you've come through an ordeal and like all of your readers I am glad for that, although my sympathies are entirely with those who have had to deal with you.

But I'm worried even so. You seem to have mellowed.

McGonagall said...

The only right folks in the UK have left is the right to keep their mouths shut - although apparently not if they've been charged with an offence.

Anonymous said...

Indian doctors use a remedy for chaps who like to dung stab.

They put them on a diet of Vindaloo and Guiness.

Don't stop them thinking about it but it teaches them what their arse holes are for.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, fear not we shall rise again. Go to ianvr764@gmail.com and head your e-mail minuteman and you shall see. A well known Scottish patriot is recruiting.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, don't you dare come on here talking about Guiness and curries. I have been on a fucking liquid diet for 3 weeks and I've got another 5 to go. If I see another fucking yogurt, I'll scream.

Anonymous said...

Yes, people should not be allowed to speak their mind. Jail time will do quite nicely for saying something politically incorrect. Incorrect opinions should not be tolerated in a free country. I'm all for it too.

banned said...

I don't do religion and I don't do queer either but each to his, or her, own says I.

That's what you call fucking "mellow".

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, my ancestors fought for the right of free expression and I too will fight to maintain it.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I'm a bit that way myself, I even drink mellow coffee.

Probro said...

As a Citizen of the UK I have a right never to hear a peep from Christians, gays, politicians, trades union leaders, police officers or Simon Cowell. I find everything they say offensive, so they MUST be breaking the law. Off to jail with the lot of them!