Wednesday, 7 April 2010

UKIPPER POLITICIAN SUSPENDED (!) FOR BEING A TORY

A prominent member of the UKIPPER PARTY has been suspended although hopefully not literally, from the party by the National Executive.

Rob Ager was chairman of UKIPPER's Liverpool branch until party chiefs found out about his films, which include scenes of bondage, incarceration and flagellation.  One of Mr Ager's films, called The Sex Game, features a half-naked man being whipped and abused by a "dominatrix".  The man is obviously a CLOSET TORY.  If he had been caught MASTERBATING WITH A PLASTIC BAG over his head, he would have been a SOCIALIST.  FUCK KNOWS what the LIBTHINGIES GET UP TO! 

15 comments:

The Young Oligarch said...

Plastic bag ?

What about Mandelbum and that other minister no one remembers now sharing the same Brazilian rent boy ?

You're just being so Old Labour .

As for the Libdems - Oaten .

Let's not leave the SNP out (in the interests of neutrality , obviously).
What do Oor Alec and Christine Grahame get up to ?
I don't see Nicola being into any of that sort of thing .
Too late ! I just have .

New keyboard time .

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, you are not the first one to state their admiration for Nicola in a sexul way. Maybe it's me, I just don't see it. I prefered bendy Wendy.

The Young Oligarch said...

Here's the one that really got me going -

http://www.glasgowschoolofsportbellahoustonacademy
.co.uk/Images/Visitor%20Images/070425NicolaSturgeon1amp.jpg

although I think Alec might have been there already -

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42932000/
jpg/_42932287_salmondsturgeonpa416.jpg

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, no it's still not doing it for me. I prefer my women a bit meatier to be fair.

UKIP for me said...

That's a scene from the film that first got me interested in UKIP !
That woman looks more like Theresa May these days. Her tits have drooped a bit aswell.

The Young Oligarch said...

Theresa May is alright - and , bejasus , what would she have looked like at 25 ? - but you can't really look past Jacqui Smith . Big , sturdy wumman .

Dark Lochnagar said...

UKIPPERS, I'm beginning to see the attraction. I might be with you on May the 7th!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, BTW you're right for once. Tasty bid of gear she'd have been. Jacqui's alright, but I'm beginning to be attracted to Harriet.

UKIP for me said...

TYO..

Theresa isn't bad. Posh totty is always quite exciting. Caroline Flint looks quite tasty aswell. I also like Yvette Cooper balls when she leans her head to the side and pouts out an answer. Yummmm ( sound must be turned down though as it's NULabspeak). Jacquie Smith. No. Too scary for me. Get some vids instead I think.

DL..

Good man. I knew you would see the light. We're all pagans aswell so you will get to celebrate with us dancing naked round the campfire. Boobies and hairy oxters everywhere !

Dark Lochnagar said...

UKIPPERS, I didn't know Yvette Cooper had balls, that will come as a surprise to her old man. Though maybe not! You have been paying attention if you know I am into hairy oxters. Well done that man!

Dark Lochnagar said...

UKIPPERS, I hasten to add, hairy oxters in women.

Barking Spider said...

With Libthingies, there would be shite involved, DL.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, you're right there. What a wasted vote. They're even more left wing than fucking Labour.

UKIP for me said...

DL. You have to go to Germany to see women with hairy oxters these days. Just not fashionable in the UK for some reason. Apart from amongst us pagans.
Yvette must have a set of brass bollocks to shag Ed 'Blinky' Balls her hubby.

Dark Lochnagar said...

UKIPPERS, Well I remember when I had a fully functioning willy, watching topless birds on the beach in Spain. After a few days you started to get a bit blaise, but when the Kraut birds appeared with those big tits and hairy oxters! Fuck me something stirred down below as I wrote that!