Wednesday, 14 April 2010

NEW PORNO MAG IN BRAILLE FOR THE BLIND PRINTED- WTF?


A pornographic magazine for the blind has been launched - complete with braille text and raised pictures of naked men and women.
Among the 17 raised images include a naked woman in a 'disco pose', a woman with 'perfect breasts' and a 'male love robot'.  The book was designed by Lisa Murphy and is called Tactile Minds. It is designed to be 'enjoyed' by the blind and visually impaired - and is on sale for £150.

WTF is that all about?  I always thought that looking at porn was a kind of LONESOME OCCUPATION.  I mean if you're blind and you've got to read it by RUNNING YOUR HAND OVER IT,  and I think you can guess where I'm going here, do you have to get someone to CHOKE THE MONKEY?  And for £150, there's places where you could get at least 15 BJs for the same money.  KILMARNOCK, for instance.  And for that sort of money you'd also get B&B FOR A FORTNIGHT!

6 comments:

good news said...

If wanking really does make you go blind then it doesn't really matter as you can just keep on wanking.

Down in the Smoke said...

BJ's in Kilmarnock for a tenner?
Hmm. I might have to rethink this years holiday destination.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Is it a pop-up book DL?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Good News Week. There are worse ways to go blind. You mught be diabetic for instance. So I say to you, WANK AWAY!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, an added bonus! For an extra two quid, they'll take their teeth out!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, nice one. There is the Gay version the poop up one, so you can smell the shite! Oh fuck! That's me in trouble with my gay readership again. Why do they never get my jokes?