Tuesday, 13 April 2010

FORMER SCOTTISH SECRETARY-LABOUR WILL GIVE EVERY OAP A FREE LIGHTER!


FORMER SCOTTISH SECRETARY, JIM MURPHY has pledged that SCOTTISH LABOUR will give every PENSIONER in Scotland a 'FREE DISPOSABLE LIGHTER'!

Launching the Labour party's MANIFESTO in Scotland, Murphy told the expectant press pack, "Er, we couldn't come up with anything that wasn't the SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT'S responsibility so we came up with the free lighter scheme for the elderly.  We are sure that SCOTLAND'S SENIOR CITIZENS won't want to bother their families, HARDWORKING MUMS AND DADS, to complain about the LACK OF HEAT in their homes next year, WHEN WE ABOLISH THE FUEL BONUS, so with their free lighters they will be able to set light TO SOME OF THE FURNITURE to keep warm through the long winter nights.  As ever unlike the SNP, Scottish Labour are at the forefront of innovative thinking in a modern society".

7 comments:

Bugger said...

I just heard that Katrina Murray is the Labour Westminster candidate for Dundee East (or West mibbey)

She is the ex-wife of Stephen Purcell, the disappeared gay ex convenor GCC.

I just googled her photograph.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, it sound like there could be a posting there!

Bugger said...

You run with it DL

Be sure to include the photograph and write a piece that only you could, if you know what I mean.


Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Bugger said...

DL

Over on Dean McKinnon-Thomson's blowg he has a wee piece on the Pope and paedophilia.

http://new-right.blogspot.com/2010/04/cardinal-tarcisio-bertone-paedophile.html

Have a wee read, the comments are quite good too

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, no wonder you say the comments are good. You wrote 75% of them!

Bugger said...

Did someone else add one?

Cheeky bastard = DL

banned said...

I'm confused, why do you have a picture of some bloke peering at his porno collection stick?