DRAMA UNFOLDS AS MAN WITH NEW FACE HAS HIS FIRST SHAVE!
A man who underwent the world’s first full facial transplant has had his first shave in five years, the surgeon who operated on him said. Unfortunately, when he realised he had been given the face of Gordon Brown, he shaved the fucking thing off!
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The BBC "impartial" here in England? Are you For Real? And not a single mention from them anywhere, that the twenty third of April was St Georges day.
Dazers, there were more congrats from Scottish Bloggers! Oh and the BNP of course! Mind you they did cover the BNP launch on the ten o'clock news and there was some fucker dressed as a medievil Knight. So that's not strictly true. The election here is a fucking farce. Most of the subjects are covered by the Scottish Parliament and the Government of Scotland is not getting the chance to debate with the other leaders.
That's right , DL . What we need is more of Fat Eck on the telly . The country's crying out for it .
If I were to say there is a regional bias on the Beeb , it would be a bias towards the metropolitan pockets inhabited by the Upper Middle Class .
Are you one of them , DL ?
I'm just a common old working chap ... as anyone here can see .
D.L.
At least you can talk about independence, and consider Scottish nationalism with your own parliament these days. If I were ever to float similar ideas here in England, then Id have the fucking U.A.F. on my doorstep, accusing me of "Nazism".
I notice that the backers of Greece got a bit of a haircut today. Portugal, Italy and Spain are next then it's a full shave and a number one on top and at the sides for us. Our debt is at £950Bn and climbing. Clear out that spare room and get the Heinz beans and other non perishables stored properly. We won't be worrying about bus passes and free eye checks in 10 years time. We'll be worrying about who is the daddy in our feral run estates.
When I sent you congrats this morning D & C I realised I hadn't heard one word about St George's Day anywhere much. It did perk up in the blogosphere later on but nothing I've noted on the BBC.
We can't discuss independence in our parliament D & C because the unionists refuse to allow it and together, they out-number us.
That's why public debate is needed and using TV is the best way to reach everyone - coach potatoes included.
We don't get too upset with the Righteous and their name-calling here. Perhaps it's years of Jock jokes. :)
The SNP should be flooding youtube with vids - the other parties are.
scunnert...
The SNP have missed a massive chance of getting more support via the internet. Their website is totally pants. Although to be fair it's the same with the London party websites.
Folk like DL, subrosa etc bust their guts with no recognition from the SNP. They're fighting for the SNP knowing that they will be left to the wolves if the shit hits the fans as in the cheeseblogger case.
That's one of the reasons that after supporting the SNP for 30 years I wouldn't go near them with a bargepole. Their EU loving, global warming and Islamic loving put me off them for life.
Oli, What we do need is fat Eck on the telly debating with the other three leaders at least on the subjects that concern Scotland. Instead of that we get 10 minutes of shite on the 10 o'clock news about how Price Phillip has 'hurt' his ankle in a carriage driving accident when it hit a tree stump, (what the fuck is he doing in a horse drawn carriage at 90) and some pish about photos of the Queen when she was 4 and 3/4. Fuck me! If I was upper class then I would know them and might be a little concerned. BTW your working class reverse bigotry is showing. This I'm just a working class man and my family were working class shite is as bad as the upper classes looking down on the working man and is the kind of attitutude that holds Scotland back. For God's sake man het off your knees!
Boabs, Spare room? Unlike The Young Oligarch, I can't afford a spare room. I've got to let it out to some Somalian, Catholic, Republican refugees.
Rosie, it was on the news when they covered the launch of the BNP manifesto and I did notice a report that came from outside a pub that was festooned with St. George's crosses. I think it was in Motherwell somewhere. It must have been, because they were all wearing English football tops.
UKIPPERS, in case you hadn't noticed all the main parties with the exception of the BNP and some parts of the UKIP manifesto are Climate changing, Europe and Islamic loving. They have to be. That's how you maximise your vote. Weans at the school get global warming battered into them both in England and Scotland and that influences their parents. As I've said many times if renewabls bring wealth and employment to Scotland I'm all for it. But you're right, if the MSM come after you then the SNP can't be seen to be supporting you, particularly in my case when I say what I think and use language which wouldn't be encouraged in polite society although not only have most of them said it but they've done it as well, to paraphrase Lenny Bruce. That is why I have a disclaimer on my site. If they ever came after me I have nothing to lose and don't work for the SNP, so they can go and fuck themselves particularly tht cunt Murphy and that is not a word I use often for the sake of offending people like Subrosa, but in his case it fits perfectly.
"working class reverse bigotry "?
That'll be why I'm thinking of voting UKIP instead of Frank Roy , then .
Frankly , I'm fed up listening to the lot of them and Eck's presence would not increase my interest one iota . The plain fact is that the SNP are just another lot of far-left social-liberals on the make , just they wear tartan and think the last 400 years were a mistake .
Fools !
Btw that pub with the England flags would have been The War Office . It's good to show respect and fellow-feeling towards our English countymen on their national day . If there is any bravery in Scottish politics it is that simple act of working class , British solidarity .
Liberals , Labour , SNP , Cameron's anti-conservatives - we're at the bottom of the pile as far as all of them are concerned .
F**k them and their metropolitan drawing room politics .
God Save The Queen .
What's this about a spare room , btw ?
You can sleep on the couch as long as you open a windae .
Nae Somalian Catholics in our tower , though . Only Congolese and Poles . And that Indian guy who actually has a job .
Oli, actually I know Frank Roy and he's ok on a social level but I've never talked politics with the fucker. Our mutual friend keeps us well apart. No-one works here in Ayrshire apart from Rantin Rab. The SNP may or may not be left wing, liberals on the make, but they are our liberals not beholden to some distant London party. I think they've lost your vote. Pity. I would imagine that a UKIP vote in Motherwell is about as much use as a chocolate ashtray but it's of course yours to do what you want with, even if that is to let Roy back in.
Oli, p.s. God save Phillip's ankle.
Oli, funnily enough, I find myself arguing with some twat who stays in England and is totally anti-royal and is a British history denier. Fuck me if you think you've got trouble with me, he's a roaster. I should put the two of you together!
Oli, sorry I should have added, this is on Facebook.
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