Tuesday, 30 March 2010

WHY WITH THE MOST HATED P.M. IN HISTORY ARE THE POLLS SO CLOSE?


David Cameron must ask himself that every morning.  After 13 years of Labour misrule with the Economy FUCKED, every single measurement of ANYTHING POLITICAL worse now than in 1997 and AT BEST we're heading for a hung parliament.


Well David, the answer is, YOUR FUCKING HOPELESS!  That goes as well for that little TWAT, OSBORNE.  A pair of HOPELESS BASTARDS.  You look at some of the prominent TORY GRANDEES like  Michael Portillo, Kenneth Clarke and William Hague and you think to yourself why did the Tories choose Cameron?  Why did Hague not wait and never, never wear a baseball cap?  Why did Portillo retire?  Why is Kenneth Clarke an unambitious bastard?  Can John Major still make a comeback?  Is Maggie really GA-GA!  OK, forget that one.

WE CAN'T BE IN FOR ANOTHER FIVE YEARS OF LABOUR?  CAN WE? 

26 comments:

scunnert said...

"WE CAN'T BE IN FOR ANOTHER FIVE YEARS OF LABOUR? CAN WE?" I'm afraid so DL. It's outrageous but true.

Gordon said...

During these difficult times it's no time for a novice DL. I hope you will lend me your support on polling day as you must know that it's the right thing to do. We've got some difficulties but they all started in America and this isn't the time to cut back on our spending. Better to spend our way out of debt than prolong the recession.

cum oan get aff said...

Na widnae worry DL the polls are shite, the tories will win, its just that in jockland we dont get the real picture, labour and the anglo jock mafia are utterly despised, they do want to string them up, no really they do,pity the Scots dont hate them as much a vote for a unionist party in Scotland is a wasted vote the election is all about England and the unionist jocks here in Scotland would happily strip us of every penny just to keep their English masters happy

Anonymous said...

The polls are so close because you porridge wogs keep voting the socialist scumbags in.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Porridge wogs?Ya wee spurtle.

David said...

Fuck you you anonymous cunt. Typical facist scumbag - you all need something to hide behind. Fuck off and send the kids back up the chimneys so you can prosper on other people's sweat again.
Conan's too kind to you - wee spurtle indeed, I'd say the best part of you dripped dowm your mother's leg.
If only I could ask you outside I'd kick 7 shades of shite out of your tory arse, cunt.

scunnert said...

Ah don't know Conan "Porridge Wogs" has a certain cache - Ah quite like it. Might change mah moniker tae porridge wog? Hmm - "Porridge Nation" works fur me:0)

Bravehearts do exist said...

Ha ha porridge wog indeed. He obviously doesn't know that Scots( when given the chance) voted for an SNP Government for their own country.
We only have 10% of the UK vote so have to rely on the English to vote Labour out. Which they refused to do for the last 3 elections.
All bloggers should follow the cheesemans example( mark machlachlan) and offer any twats a square go....

" As to your assertion that I'm a terrible writer, I hold my hands up, I'm no William Faulkner, but a coward? Tell you what why don't we meet in person, just you and me and you can call me a coward to my face, or even try posting under your own name for a change."

At least there are still Jocks ready to take up the fight ! Despite ridicule, loss of job and isolation.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, It is fucking outrageously true. I can see by the time the Labour core vote comes out because it's a GE and some Tory votes drift to UKIP because Cameron didn't promise to hold his referendum, that one-eyed twat and his thieving mates getting in and it will be considered an even bigger triumph than Major over Kinnock. My only plus point will be the £1500 I will have one betting on them for the last year.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gordon, whilst I agree that some fucker as deluded as you would think that all your problems started in the U.S., did you read about that guy in the Amazon jungle that cut his own cock off with a rusty knife. Well, that is what I would do before i stuck a cross down next to Labour on a ballot paper, not only at this election but since I have been 18 and until the day I die.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Get aff ya naff, I hope you're right. As far as the Unionist voting Scots, well what can you do if people don't have any ambition after being fed shite all their days by Labour. Look at Glasgow, they die at 54 yet you can still weigh the Labour vote instead of counting it. Sad.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I take your point and what's more agree with you. However your language leaves a lot to be desired. Please moderate it in future or I will have to moderate you.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, I'll gae ye spirtle. Did they really name the Bridge in Inverness after you?

Dark Lochnagar said...

David, welcome to the debate. You sound just the kind of guy we like on here. Forthright and to the point. Keep it up!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, how about SCUNNERT WOG? It sounds like it has a certain ring to it. A bit like Quasimodo's face ringing a bell, if you remember the joke.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Braveheart, they can take our freedom, but they'll never take our porridge. Disnae sound right. Anyway. Aye Mark was unfortunate but in the end the politics did in for him. Anonymice never post under their own names or even make one up. No-one however is moderated on this site, so they can wither under the gaze of their braver posters.

Bravetart said...

Aye I suppose you're right.
Heck you and Mrs DL will have to visit some weekend. We can put the world to rights over a few beers !
Get the spare room ready for you.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bravetart, sounds good to me. I'll not bring that anonymous fucker on the Purcell post! I don't think he would agree with us.

banned said...

cum oan get aff How dare you blame Labour on we English. Every single Labour government since 19** has depended upon its Scots MPs for their majority.

Back on topic, dippy Dave and his soppy pals lack the bollox to support their own policies and, as Willie Whitelaw famously said of Harold 'tosspot' Wison, Cameron ' roams the country stirring up apathy'.
Here's a couple of clues Dave, give us our fucking referendum, amend the smoking ban at the same time that you repeal the hunting ban to please your toff cronies.

Fuck the old Tory dinosaus DL, we need David Davies, Boris and Daniel Hannan to launch a coup once Dave loses this most winnable of elections.

cum oan get aff said...

you can still weigh the Labour vote instead of counting it. Sad.
Aye DL but thats all voting fraud I always remember when I first voted in Dumbarton, it was the firts time 18 year olds were allowed I went to place my vote in the box but had the voting paper removed from me it was opened up and a mark was place in a large register against my name I of course complained but was told by 2 officials to shut up, at the time there were police outside the polling station I complained to them, but was told to fuck off. This was in west central Scotland I doubt if anything has changed

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, whilst I agree that the Scottish andWelsh vote has in the past been for Labour, the last three labour governments would still hvae been labour without the Scots. You might as well say the same aboutb the North of England.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Get aff ya naff, That is absolutely amazing even in Dumbarton!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Conan Water you mean?I'm no that full o' pish...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, forget what I was saying I'm talking pish. It's Conon Bridge not ConAn. I am a twat!

Anonymous said...

Whats the matter porridge wogs dont like the truth? Labour would not stand a chance of being elected if we had an English parliament,we have suffer their shite thrust upon us because of you and the taffys,i pray for the day of an English parliament to rid ourselves of you and the Welsh.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, that's fine with me. You can have your independence just the minute Scotland gets her's. I think it was your racist language that was being objected to.