Sunday, 21 March 2010

RETIRING LABOUR TROUGHERS LINE UP LOBBYING JOBS AT £5K/DAY!



In a major investigation by the Sunday Times and Channel 4, retiring LABOUR TROUGHERS, STEPHEN BYERS,GEOFF HOON, MARGARET MORAN AND PATRICIA HEWITT are caught out asking for between £3000-£5000 PER DAY for lobbying on behalf of big business when they leave Parliament.

They boast that their contacts within Government have already enabled TESCOS to water down FOOD LABELING and that they are lining up jobs with 'FORIEGN DEFENCE COMPANIES' for embarrassing large amounts of money.  This practise must be stopped.  They should not be able to use any 'INSIDE' knowledge that they have picked up whilst being in Government to benefit when they leave it.

TONY BLAIR has ploughed a furrow where all the other former 'COMRADES' will follow, cocking a snoot at the Parliamentary Body set up to monitor former Ministers' work after leaving Parliament.

In 1997 Labour arrived to the strains of 'THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER'.  Aye, they got 'BETTER' alright, but only for FUCKING LABOUR POLITICIANS!

8 comments:

Sir Fred the Shred said...

Greedy bastards !

Dark Lochnagar said...

Frederico, Is my booking for July for the Villa, still ok?

Sir Fred said...

Sorry DL. We've now got a Mr Purcell booked in over that period so we've had to cancel your group booking with Rab and his family. Unless you can match the fee paid by a Mr Dempsey and a Mr Haughey who are covering the cost.
We've been asked to stock up on coke which makes a nice change. Normally people from Scotland are jakies and drink themselves into oblivion while staying here. I think we're in for a special treat with Mr Purcell.

Don't Call Me Dave said...

As I have said before, we don’t need an election, we need a revolution. Someone should drag these greedy cunts out the back, put a bullet in their heads and then use their bodies as aggregate for a new motorway to paid for by renting out John Bercow’s wife as whore.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sir Fred, you're certainly in for a treat with that fucker! Never mind the Coke, you better get a supply of rent boys. Ther fat speccy bastard likes a bit of man on man. Oh and don't chuck all the Buckie out. He's still a Labour gadgie from Glasgow. Sophisticated he ain't!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honourable Fred, I am in complete agreement. Particularly the bit about riding the fuck out of Bercow's wife. I find her strangely attractive!

banned said...

Try to have a bit of love and understanding DL, these sorry folk are only following in their Masters' footsteps.
According to OH Tony Blair and his cunt Cherie have amassed a staggering £13 Million which certainly did not come from his Parliamentary income, a few speeches in America and a couple of books that no normal person has read.

Cash for influence Tone? Surely not.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, as I said he ploughed the fucking furrow. No wonder he wanted to go to war in Iraq. He's getting millions from four companies engaged in Iraq. Thieving cunt.