Thursday, 25 March 2010

A BAR STOOL FOR A 'REAL' SCOTSMAN


PICTURED IN ABERDEEN-A BAR STOLL FOR A 'REAL' SCOTSMAN WHO DOESN'T WEAR ANYTHING UNDER HIS KILT!

10 comments:

DaveP said...

Had the person standing by it just cleaned the skid marks off it?

RantinRab said...

Imagine sitting down on it and it's still warm from the last occupant...

Tiger said...

Kylie could use it to rest her elbows.

scunnert said...

A urinal for real American men:

http://tinyurl.com/ydcg944

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honourable Fred, The same thought struck m. I remember working at the I.D.H. at Olympia once where there was also a Scottish furniture co. The MD insisted on wearing a kilt and I knew he had nothing underneath. He was drinking and getting really pished in a pub I was in and I was wondering if they would have to disinfect the stool after he had sat there and farted and probably shit himself all night. Fucking disgusting!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, worse for the person that got the job of sniffing it to see if he had shit himself!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tiger, she gets no rest when she's on the job with me!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert , nice material for a post!

banned said...

So what's this joke about a Freudian slip then?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bannd, well this guy is talking to his mate and he tells him that he was really embarrassed that morning because he went in to the newsagent for a packet of fags and there was a new, young assisstant there with huge tits and instead of asking for 20 Embassy tipped he had asked for 20 Embassy tits. Ah, his friend says, that's a freudian slip, your brain says one thing but your mouth says another. The same thing happened to me this morning at breakfast he says. I meant to turn to the wife and say, "could you pass the salt darling" and what came out was "YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE, YOU FAT BASTARD"!