A LESBIAN CHICKEN YESTERDAY WHICH ONLY LAYS LESBIAN EGGS
BRITAIN'S B and Bs could soon be prosecuted for discrimination unless they offer customers the choice of a gay cooked breakfast.
Does Britain have enough lesbian chickens?Ministers want to extend the current legislation that requires all hotels and guest houses to ensure the availability of at least two gay beds at all times or at least one very large one. Sources say B and Bs will be in breach of the law unless they offer gay eggs, same sex tomatoes and a spoonful of beans arranged in the shape of Toto from The Wizard of Oz. The move comes just days after a couple were refused a gay breakfast at a guest house in Berkshire.
Apologies to my new GAY readership. But it is quite funny!