Saturday, 27 March 2010

B&Bs TO BE FORCED TO SERVE 'GAY BREAKFASTS'-SHOCK NEWS!

A LESBIAN CHICKEN YESTERDAY WHICH ONLY LAYS LESBIAN EGGS

BRITAIN'S B and Bs could soon be prosecuted for discrimination unless they offer customers the choice of a gay cooked breakfast.
Does Britain have enough lesbian chickens?Ministers want to extend the current legislation that requires all hotels and guest houses to ensure the availability of at least two gay beds at all times or at least one very large one.  Sources say B and Bs will be in breach of the law unless they offer gay eggs, same sex tomatoes and a spoonful of beans arranged in the shape of Toto from The Wizard of Oz.  The move comes just days after a couple were refused a gay breakfast at a guest house in Berkshire.

Apologies to my new GAY readership.  But it is quite funny!

4 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL this is the thin edge of the red wedge which has been slowly inserted into the crevice of public mores and is soon to be hammered home.

Just wait for the legislation insisting that all B&B guests must pluck a flock of geest, take a chicken to bed or love a duck. Animals have rights as well, and needs. No plucked flock, chicken lickin' dickin' or fucked duck and you are up in front of the beak!!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! Fuck me, I didn't realise. I'll need to stop shagging the cat!

subrosa said...

Whit's the country coming tae? Ah shak ma heid in wunner.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, was that not a song by some country and western beat combo, 'ah shake ma heid in wunner'. If it wisnae it shoulda been!