Thursday, 4 February 2010

WHY DON'T WE ALL HAVE PARTNERS AS UNDERSTANDING AS PORTSMOUTH BOSS AVRAM GRANT?



The wife of Premier League boss Avram Grant has hit back at allegations he was caught in a 'Thai' brothel by claiming: 'He can do whatever he likes with his body.'



Portsmouth manager Grant may be quizzed by police in connection with an alleged visit to a seedy 'massage parlour' they are investigating.  She told DL, " Avram went in public, in the middle of the day to have a Thai massage and a BIT OF HAND RELIEF.  He came out happy and smiling and does not have anything to hide.  I do not understand why people think they can invade our private lives.  Avram can do whatever he wants and the only anger I have is that he does not have a  wank every day.
'The truth is that if Avram wanted to go to a brothel, it is his right. He can do whatever he likes with HIS BODY.

WHO is this woman?  Is their marriage over, or is she just VERY UNDERSTANDING?  Would we all want partners like her, or would we be suspicious of what they're GETTING UP TO?  Are they playing the old WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GANDER IS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE GAME?  Mmmm.  You decide!

4 comments:

Don't Call Me Dave said...

DL, this is completely off topic.....

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts: “Dinnae drink tha waaater ! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish !”

The man replies: “My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.”

The keeper replies: “I said, use two hands - you spill less that way !!!”

The Unacceptable face of Spamism said...

How do you get 3 Scotchies into a telephone box?

Ooops ... sorrry. I have to behave myself ...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fred, it's that kind of racist joke that completely steryotypes the Scottish people. I love it!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Unnaceptable, now YOU ARE being a twat! You well know that you can say what the fuck you like on here as long as it is intelligable to the rest of us. In other words, I and others want to hear what you have to say as your comments are usually good. So what's the fucking punchline?