Sunday, 14 February 2010

POSTMAN CLAIMS £3,000 FOR INJURED DARTS FINGER!


A postman who trapped his finger in a letter box has won £3,000 damages from the householder after complaining that the injury stopped him from playing darts.  Dennis Coleman, 52, said the cut he suffered meant he could not compete for cash prizes in local tournaments.

£3,000? FUCK ME! IT'S A GOOD JOB HE DIDN'T CATCH HIS KNOB IN IT!

4 comments:

HeadsonPoles said...

And here lies to problem with the society that the one eyed snot gobbler has created - that this was even taken seriously and then the verdict.
It makes you want to cry - unless your fucking postman pratt that is.

Lorenzo said...

Tax man will now be after all his undeclared income/winnings.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, you're 150% right. All this shite has come from the States. Fuck me we used to laugh at them, now we're worse!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Lorenzo, did you see he got to the semi-final of some competition a few months later. I wonder if that is earnings or if it is like a lottery win where you don't pay tax?