Former 'Tory Grandee' Norman Tebbit is accused of kicking the arsehole of a small child who was the rear part of a Chinese dragon. Lord Tebbit, 78, ran outside his house after revellers celebrating Chinese New Year in the street at a nearby restaurant started banging a drum and cymbals.
He is alleged to have run into the crowd, put his hands over the drums and then kicked the rear of the child who was dressed in the traditional costume dragon. He then ran after the dragon repeatedly kicking the child's arsehole.
Aah! That's what we need in the Tory Party today, real Tories. Can you imagine namby-pamby, Blair sound-a-like, Bullingdon Boy CAMERON running after a CHINESE DRAGON KICKING IT'S ARSE?
NO NEITHER CAN I, MORE'S THE PITY!