Friday, 26 February 2010

THE "ENGLISH" ARE INSULTED BY THE BELGIUMS!


UPDATE: VAN RUMPY-PUMPY MAKES GRAB FOR NEW POWERS!


After NIGEL FARAGE, the UKIP MEP, made an  outspoken attack on Van Rompuy, The European President, calling him amongst other things a "wet rag" and insinuating that he had less personality than a limp lettuce leaf, the Belgians have retaliated by calling the ENGLISH, (n.b. the English not the British)  the following:


"These English do not have any culture. When one visits museums it is Germans, Spanish, Italians, Scots and French you see. The English 'get more' by asking for beer in low bars where after they have been you cannot visit the toilet because they piss on the ground. You can recognise an Englishman by his football shirt on a prominent paunch and his stupid shaved head like a Cancer victim who is undergoing CHEMOTHERAPY.(Nasty! Ed) His only reading is The Sun, in BELGIUM we only use such newspapers to wipe our arse after a good feed of FRENCH FRIES avec le Mayonaisse and their guns made a mess of our lovely Belgique landscape in the First War." wrote one Libre Belgique reader on Thursday morning.  "The English are cretins, whose arrogance is only equalled by their mediocrity of spirit and their Queen is an old WHORE who is married to a GREEK WHOREMASTER who's children married whores like Diana"! (This is the full text which was redacted by the Telegraph)


WELL, my English brothers,  HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RESPOND TO THAT!

18 comments:

Bugger said...

You made that up!

But is good anyway.

However, the Belgians hate each other even ore than they hate the English.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, I certainly did not! Would I do that. I gave you the link so you could see for yourself. Let's invade the twats or send a gunship up the Limpopo.

Bugger said...

OK so you just made up one wee bit of it.

Don't Call Me Dave said...

We could do a lot worse than learn from the Belgium’s. How many months did they manage to go without any formal government? Didn’t seem to do them any harm as I recall.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fred, that's because even when they have a Government no-one notices. Can you name two famous Belgiums, one male and one female? Hercules Poirot and Stella Artois!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, the Telegraph piece has been redacted. The full text is in the Scottish editions. I might have paraphrased a wee bit.

Bugger said...

Yer a Bugger too and, given the chance, I'd buy you a pint.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, given the chance I'd drink it!

banned said...

Who gives a fuck what the Belgians think of us? Their most important cultural icon is a boy taking a piss, since they mention it http://www.wayfaring.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/449px-2005_manneke_pis05.jpg

We invented their fucking country, just to try and keep the Frogs and Krauts from each others throats.
Back o/t; I ws surprised in your clip to see Nigel allowed a second speech (personal statement) though not surprised to see him cut off in mid-speech by the white haired speaker cunt in charge of things.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, yes they are not a great country but thanks to Labour they have a snake in charge who will slip through laws when we are not looking. Mark my words.

tin tin said...

Well I doubt if the Belgiums hated us so much when our troops were falling at Ypres to protect them from the Germans. Acres of fields full of british tombstones lined up and neat.
Von Rumpey is in charge of 500 million people and earns more than Barack Obama yet Rumpey has never been elected.
It will all be over soon. The euro will collapse. Europe will collapse. And that will be it. Greece is slightly ahead of the curve.

incoming said...

Truth is trying to squeeze out in Palestine. Watch out for the SNP's solicitors blocking the truth...

http://www.paltelegraph.com/

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tin Tin, I hope the whole ediface goes soon and A.S.A.P will not be quick enough.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! The Palestine Telegraph? Where TF did you get that one from?! I'm glad to see the story is being talked about but who knows if anything will be done. Personally I doubt it. Thanks for the link!

incoming !!! said...

DL. Ha ha. The SNP Government under Alex salmond may try and block access to the story of chidren being abused in Aberdeen but they forget the fortitude of the Scots.
If I have to go to Palestine then that's where I will go.
Shame on us.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Incoming!!! I've got to admit if I'm going on holiday somewhere, Palestine isn't my no 1 choice, but then again I'm more a lying on a beach kind of guy.

CrazyDaisy said...

Farrage does himself proud, slimy unelected undemocratic cunts, just like Westmidden!

No change where you sit then!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, I think Farage is spot on and if I lived in England I would be voting UKIP. The Tories are far too soft on Europe. That twat Cameron is frightened to speak the word in case he splits the party. Well, a party yhat is beholden to those fuckers isn't worth being in.