Friday, 26 February 2010
THE "ENGLISH" ARE INSULTED BY THE BELGIUMS!
UPDATE: VAN RUMPY-PUMPY MAKES GRAB FOR NEW POWERS!
After NIGEL FARAGE, the UKIP MEP, made an outspoken attack on Van Rompuy, The European President, calling him amongst other things a "wet rag" and insinuating that he had less personality than a limp lettuce leaf, the Belgians have retaliated by calling the ENGLISH, (n.b. the English not the British) the following:
"These English do not have any culture. When one visits museums it is Germans, Spanish, Italians, Scots and French you see. The English 'get more' by asking for beer in low bars where after they have been you cannot visit the toilet because they piss on the ground. You can recognise an Englishman by his football shirt on a prominent paunch and his stupid shaved head like a Cancer victim who is undergoing CHEMOTHERAPY.(Nasty! Ed) His only reading is The Sun, in BELGIUM we only use such newspapers to wipe our arse after a good feed of FRENCH FRIES avec le Mayonaisse and their guns made a mess of our lovely Belgique landscape in the First War." wrote one Libre Belgique reader on Thursday morning. "The English are cretins, whose arrogance is only equalled by their mediocrity of spirit and their Queen is an old WHORE who is married to a GREEK WHOREMASTER who's children married whores like Diana"! (This is the full text which was redacted by the Telegraph)
WELL, my English brothers, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RESPOND TO THAT!