Sunday, 3 January 2010

PRISIONERS PROTEST THE LACK OF GAY PORN IN JAIL!



PRISONERS have lodged 40,000 complaints in three years on subjects ranging from the quality of razor blades to access to gay pornography and satellite television after midnight.
The complaints also included a ban on kissing visitors, which is enforced to prevent drug smuggling. Others complained after they were denied a Christmas bonus for work carried out in the workshop.  One inmate was angry at being refused access to a Wicca priest when he converted to paganism. William Beggs, a killer who left the limbs of his dismembered victim in Loch Lomond, protested after being denied the right to access gay pornography books on a computer,mind you he murdered someone from Kilmarnock, so the boy's not all bad!  He also launched a legal action against the authorities whom, he claimed, were invading his privacy by monitoring his prison computer.

Other common complaints included challenging the quality or brand of razor blades, tobacco and toiletries provided. Some prisoners said they had special dietary requirements in order to obtain better food. The most common matters raised were access to confidential files and medical treatment.  It costs the Scottish Prison Service (SPS) up to £100,000 a year to process the complaints, which have been exacerbated by European human rights legislation.

It sounds more like a holday camp than a Prision.  They want to stick the CHEEKY BASTARDS IN A CHAIN GANG IN LOUISIANA TO SEE HOW THEIR 'HUMAN RIGHTS' ARE INFRINGED THEN.  What about the 'HUMAN RIGHTS' of their victims, many of whom are either DEAD OR SCARRED FOR LIFE!

6 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I'm not rising to the bait, cunty chops!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Roberto, whatever do you mean?

mr megrahi said...

Disgraceful. They will be releasing mass murderers next !

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mr Megrahi, don't forget to vote in the poll. We've picked out a nice wee spot in the shade of Greenock Jail's wall for you and there's plenty of room for your family to erect their tent next door.

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