Monday 4 January 2010
ELTON JOHN GIVES OUT DRUGS ADVICE!
"I've been helping Eminem over the last 18 months and he's doing brilliantly," Sir Elton told Radio 5's Danny Baker.
This is despite the fact that the fat fucker's body is so RAVAGED WITH THE DRUGS that he has SWALLOWED, INHALED OR INJECTED over the years that he now looks like a MIDDLE AGED LESBIAN!
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If he looks middle-aged, I look teen-aged - I tell ye!!
Rosie, fair maid o' Dundee,
how young you look to me,
if it wasnae for your wrinkled gub,
when I meet you down the pub,
I would take you for thirtee!
Oh DL what can I say
Ye've certainly just made ma day.
Ma gub's no wrinkled, it's just creased -
That's what we call it in the east.
If gravity wisnae such a fecht
I'd look like I wis twenty echt!
Oh Rosie, Rosie so young and gay
What more to you can I say
If it wasnae fur yir big fat bum
My love for you would strike me dumb
And if it wasnae fur yir wrinkled features
I would be chasing other old chatty creatures!
Sorry, scrub wrinkled for creased!
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