A man who stole a bus and took it on a 30-mile joyride has been handed an indeterminate jail sentence.
SHAYNE ROONEY, 27, of Ossett, West Yorkshire, is the illegitimate brother of MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALLER, WAYNE ROONEY. He stole the single-decker Arriva bus from Wakefield bus station in August and took it on a rampage through the city's streets, ploughing into other vehicles and street signs on the way. At Leeds Crown Court, Judge Kerry Macgill jailed Rooney indefinitely to serve at least three-and-a-half years.
WAYNE ROONEY has issued a statement saying, "Me old man was some SHAGGER so he was. Me Mam never knew who he was knocking off, so am not surprised I got a brother. Me and Coleen will see him OK when he comes out the knick. Ah'll mibbees get Coleen to write a book called, WAYNE and SHAYNE, NO BRAIN!
6 comments:
Read about this in the DT but no mention of bastard half bro Wayne; prolly poor young Shayne lived a life of shattered self-esteem, failing to live up to Waynes standards and decided to even the score by wrecking 50 vehicles during his spree.
Mind you, Arriva should be more careful at their Wakefield depot; at ours they park two buses across the entrance and exit of the bus station to stop other twats doing just that on New Years Eve.
I know an Everton supporter who didn't like this. :)
at least he used public transport....it's such so so much more environmentally considerate that driving about like a tosser in a sports car.
Banned, jujst a parody, I was taken by the resemblance. They only parek buses across on New Years eve, Christ it must be very quiet where you live.
Rosie, that wouldn't surprise me! They like a laugh down Goodison way, look at their team. They've got a 6'6" Belgium playing who thinks he's in 'Starsky and Hutch'.
Anonymous, well his girlfriend was a passenger. It's a wonder she's not suing Arriva!
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