Saturday, 19 December 2009
WAYNE ROONEY'S ILLEGITIMATE BROTHER IN BUS RAMPAGE!
A man who stole a bus and took it on a 30-mile joyride has been handed an indeterminate jail sentence.
SHAYNE ROONEY, 27, of Ossett, West Yorkshire, is the illegitimate brother of MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALLER, WAYNE ROONEY. He stole the single-decker Arriva bus from Wakefield bus station in August and took it on a rampage through the city's streets, ploughing into other vehicles and street signs on the way. At Leeds Crown Court, Judge Kerry Macgill jailed Rooney indefinitely to serve at least three-and-a-half years.
WAYNE ROONEY has issued a statement saying, "Me old man was some SHAGGER so he was. Me Mam never knew who he was knocking off, so am not surprised I got a brother. Me and Coleen will see him OK when he comes out the knick. Ah'll mibbees get Coleen to write a book called, WAYNE and SHAYNE, NO BRAIN!