Rumours are tonight sweeping the EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT in STRASBOURG, that SWEDISH SEX-KITTEN, ULRIKA JOHNSSON may allegedly be the secret LOVE CHILD of new EU Supremos, HERBERT VON ROMPUY AND BARONESS ASHTON.
Similarities were noticed by an eagle eyed photographer who saw that the three , HAVE TURKEY NECKS, a common hereditary condition in LOVE CHILDREN.
PRESIDENT VON ROMPUY has tonight denied the rumour saying," I would love to give ASHERS one, but we only met recently". BARONESS ASHTON refused to comment but a spokesman said,"fuck off. If she was going to screw anyone it would be Gordy."
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DL keep on probing. There is a similar rumour that Bush 43 was Aleister Crowley's grand child.
INCOMING!!!!! You know me, I love a good probe!
DL, be wary, Kaff is probably finding out if she can have people killed even now.
Banned, we have to maintain the freedom of ther blogosphere. If I am to be killed then so be it. I will not have died in vain. (:-)>
I once gave her a hole in one.
Tiger, did you use your niblick?
No my 'hippo ' driver'
Kept the nibblenlik for the cocktail wiatress allegedly.
Tiger, can I just determine which one of the threesome you gave a hole in one to. Surely not van Rompuy? That waitress is fucking tasty. As for the bird in the bikini, see my comment in latter story.
I enjoyed the pic in the Mail. Lovely memories. It'll cost me though. Allegedly.
As a gentleman I couldn't possibly divulge who got my 9 iron and where they got it.
Tiger, It's a good job you've got a few bob. You'll not be able to afford a new set of clubs when the wife finished with you!
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