Thursday, 3 December 2009

BRITISH WOMAN WHO NARROWLY ESCAPED A DEATH SENTENCE FOR DRUG SMUGGLING IN THAILAND IS ARRESTED TRYING TO GET BACK INTO COUNTRY!



A British Oxford graduate who narrowly escaped a death sentence for drugs smuggling in Thailand was arrested after she tried to get back into the country yesterday.



Sandra Gregory, 44, is understood to have attempted to return to the country to 'tie up some loose ends'.  She was arrested several years ago for trying to smuggle 3oz of Heroin hidden in a CONDOM and concealed cunningly in her body.

Two questions worry me.  Just how FUCKING STUPID can anyone be, never mind an Oxford graduate and secondly HOW BIG IS HER FANNY?

12 comments:

Fidothedog said...

A walking Darwin Award, that's how stupid she is, as for her lady bits I would imagine the term "like a bucket" is quite accurate.

I feel sorry for the customs guards who had to do the cavity search.

scunnert said...

So why was she arrested - what were the charges? Being a fud is hardly criminal!

a wee sheepshagger said...

I watched a documentary about her case a while ago. All tears and how silly she was, lessons learned blah blah ( sorry baa baa - she's from Aberdeen).
I think she was allowed to serve part of her sentence in the UK as long as she was of good behaviour.
The Thais have good border controls so the lights would have flashed and the horns sounded when she offered up her passport for inspection.
Just goes to show it doesn't matter where you were taught it just matters what you were taught.
But we shouldn't jump to conclusions and she should be given a fair hearing and allowed to explain these 'loose ends'.

Don't Call Me Dave said...

DL

Are you suggesting there is a correlation to the size of a woman’s brain and her front bottom?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fido, I understand that the customs guard that did the search was an expert potholer. He had the full gear on including the miner's helmet with the torch in it. He had to be roped up and six of his colleagues were holding it when "he went in". "It's dark in here" he was heard to shout 3 times. "you don't have to repeat yourself" shouted the lead ropeholder. "I didn't" he shouted "it was the fucking echo". After retreiving the giant drug filled condom he told his fellow workers, "fuck me, I've been down some big fannies in my life but never one with fitted carpets".

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, it appears the loose ends that she wanted to tie up were that her street sellers hadn't paid her her money before she got caught and she wanted to find them to get her dosh or murder them!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sheepshagger,Aye. She was caught with a condom up her pussy filled with Heroin and she said it was fuck all to do with her! How the fuck did it get there? She was doing it for someone she didn't know and wouldn't finger. "excuse me dear, I understand you're going to Thailand one of the most regressive drug cultures in the world. Could you do me a favour, can you shove this drug filled condom up your fanny and my auntie will get it at the other end". My fucking arse!(if you see what I mean)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fred, yes. To prove my point, take a look at the picture of the women with the jewish sounding name that tiger is shagging. Her pic is in the mail in a bikini and I can swear you can see the outline of her tiny pussy lips. Now how much money is she going to make. Brainy or what. I rest my case, (of which I'm certain)!

keen spotter said...

Does anyone know why Sandra is sitting in a shopping trolley ?
Seems a bit odd.
She must know we can see her.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Keeno, she is in the shopping trolley while a Thai ladyboy gives her one in the arsehole whilst checking for more heroin, a la VIZ magazine. (What a sad bastard I am. 55 and still reading VIZ) Seemingly it is a Thai turn-on to shag in a shopping trolley since it makes them think they actually have some money to go shopping after suffering from Brown's western recession.

banned said...

I expect that she was deported ( ie Expelled ) upon removal to UK which is why she would have been arreseted on re-arrival. As to DLs more interesting question, her co-gaolees will no doubt be exploring the extent of her fanny and might perhaps let us know should they visit this blog.

Kwan Kwoc Familee said...

Banned, me am one of peepil who was in prison with missee. me and family spenti many good night sleepin in her fanny.It velly good if yoyu wanti pishi in middle of nite. Only problem bein when missy want pishy, we had to wear swimming goggle. Another problem was missee only get to wash pussy on wednesday and up to tuesday smell he get velly bad and we got to pick bits of fluffy out of pussy to keep it clean and habitable. sometime we had to move oput velly quicky when jailer he like to stick his pricky in she fanny. There still plenty of space but we share with 16 other families and we got to take turns in being evicted.