Don't all jump at once, girls - Lembit Opik is back on the market.
The Liberal Democrat MP has split from his latest squeeze, lingerie model Katie Green.
He and Miss Green (who at 22 was half his age) were first seen in public in July and were said to have enjoyed a string of dates.
Mr Opik's previous loves include Cheeky Girl pop star Gabriela Irimia, 27, and TV weather presenter Sian Lloyd.
The question that us guys don't get girls, is how does the TOOTHY, SPECKY, BIG EARED, UGLY BASTARD get all these women.
C'MON! It can't just be a power thing! HE MUST HAVE A FUCKING BIG KNOB!