Thursday, 5 November 2009

GIRLS-M.P. LEMBIT OPIK BACK ON THE MARKET!

Don't all jump at once, girls - Lembit Opik is back on the market.



The Liberal Democrat MP has split from his latest squeeze, lingerie model Katie Green.
He and Miss Green (who at 22 was half his age) were first seen in public in July and were said to have enjoyed a string of dates.

Mr Opik's previous loves include Cheeky Girl pop star Gabriela Irimia, 27, and TV weather presenter Sian Lloyd.


The question that us guys don't get girls, is how does the TOOTHY, SPECKY, BIG EARED, UGLY BASTARD get all these women.


C'MON! It can't just be a power thing! HE MUST HAVE A FUCKING BIG KNOB!

10 comments:

Chris Bryant said...

Because he's as bent as a nine bob note or as straight as a Conservative cast iron guarantee. Hence the girlies know they're safe.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Chris if anyone should know then it must be you. Who would have thought it! These Libdems are full of shirtlifters. I remember that Jeremy Thorpe fucker, I think he started it. It's almost the case that you have to like it up your Kyhber or be a four by two, to be a M.P. these days.

Barking Spider said...

His face also looks like he's been left too close to the fire, DL.

banned said...

Photo-ops on the riverside terrace ?

DL, Thanks for the question. I have answered it.

cuthulan said...

Its because he so well practiced .. as an MP he has been screwing 55 million British citizens(sex irrelevant) for years.
As he is an M.P. I hope he leaves all these girls info on a bus some day and I am the man that finds it ;-)
How can a man with a personality by-pass and a face that could stop a bus ,end up with a lingerie model!!! I think the young lady is just advancing her career, watch him get dropped like a hot potato after the picture shoot
BUT it does prove....
There's no justice in this world , there's JUST US!!!

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Got to be a mind fuck thing DL.Men who stare at goats, women who stare at cocks.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spider, he certainly looks like he enjoys a wee refreshment, probabaly got the habit off his former leader Charles!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, she is a bit of gear though. If I could design my perfect woman's body that would come very close. Probably doesn't have a lot upstairs though, mind you who would give a fuck for a few months!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Cuthulan, he certainly seems to get the totty. That cheeky girl was not my type but she would be to some men. I often think that men who choose skinny women are just latent homosexuals anyway and probably do them up the shiter, but she's a cracker.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Incoming!!!!!There wouldn't be much goat staring from me unless it was her hairy nanny, sorry fanny. I think I would be quite happy just to get a look at it!