Monday, 12 October 2009

STEPHEN GATELY AN UPDATE

After the untimely death of poor STEPHEN GATELY at aged 33 after he died choking on his own vomit after a night out drinking with an unknown Bulgarian called GIORGIO, the world of SHOWBIZ have expressed their sorrow.

Ronan Keating says "he is gutted"

Louis Walsh says "he is devastated"


and Michael Barrymore says "he is innocent".

6 comments:

Gigits said...

You sick bastard!

How about this one (received by text about 2 hours after he was reported dead):

There was a wee singer called Gately,
Who hasn't been singing much lately,
After a bottle of rum and a cock up his bum,
His trip to the sun ended fatally.




There are some sick bastards out there.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Funnily enough Gigits, I got the same text from my mate in Ireland. Don't you just love it!

HeadsonPoles said...

LOL!

banned said...

No No No, you have got it all wrong ! BBC Radio2 was very keen to tell us yesterday that Mr. Gatelys autopsy proved that he died of natural causes and not drugs or having stuff shoved up his bum ( in fact they didn't mention the Bulgarian at all. btw hands up those who know where the word " bugger" derives from ? Clue ' Girgio ')

Shades Of Ansel said...

The post-mortem on steven gately revealed that his death was caused by fluid in his lungs.

While current speculation is that he choked on his own vomit, I think I have a better explaination of what that fluid could be...

Dark Lochnagar said...

You don't think it was a cheeky little bulgarian white do you?